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Song Parodies -> "Lying About My..."

Original Song Title:

"Lying From You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Lying About My..."

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

I swear this isn't auto-biographical :)
When I pretend, my body is how I want it to be
I look exactly like what females all like to see
When I pretend, I can forget about the loser I am
I'm stealin' heart after heart just cuz I know I can, but
I can't pretend this is the way it'll stay, cuz I'm
(lying and I'm a fool)
I can't pretend with my pants at my kness
when they see (I've been lying to them about)

YOU!!!!!!!
(No, no turning big now)
I want a much bigger size, so please grow
(No, no turning big now)
I just want a good sex life
I don't want to be all alone
(no turning big now)
Always on my own,
but it's the truth
(No, no turning big now)
The very worst part of me
is you

I remember what she said to me
her small minded talk about how big guys should be
But this girl was hot, man, she was a perfect Ten
so, I pretended up a person with a bigger dick
Now, she thinks this stud muffin really is me, but
(I'm lying and I'm a fool)
The more I pull down, the more she pulls away
cuz I've been (lying to her about)

YOU!!!!!!
(No, no turning big now)
I want a much bigger size, so please grow
(No, no turning big now)
I just want a good sex life
I don't want to be all alone
(no turning big now)
Always on my own
but it's the truth
(No, no turning big now)
The very worst part of me
the very worst part of me
IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

This isn't how I wanted to be
I should have known that when I showed you, chicks would laugh at me
Like this
This isn't how I wanted to be
I should have known that when I showed you, chicks would laught at me
Like this (AAAARRRGGGHHH)
This isn't how I wanted to be
I should have known that when I showed you, chicks would laugh at me
Like this (AAAARRRGGGHHH)
This isn't how I wanted to be
I should have known that when I showed you, chicks would laught at me
Like this

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(No turning big now)
I want a much bigger size, so please grow
(No, no turning big now)
I just want a good sex life
I don't want to be all alone
(no turning big now)
Always on my own
but it's the truth
(No, no turning big now)
The very worst part of me
the very worst part of me
is you

Well...there's always Hustler

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 3
 3
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   3
 1
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 5   1
 3
 2
 

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Billy Boyd - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
*meekly* well *I* thought it was funny. Shows what I know, I guess. But really...I thought I did the pacing fairly well, worth a 3 or at least a 2. But I guess when ppl hate a song so much, they're bound and determined to punish it with 1's. Wow...writing parodies for review is a humbling experience, let me tell ya. Oh well...maybe I'll write a good one someday...or not.
Alyssa - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm really sorry to see how bad this parody did. but maybe next time, you should try not to talk about your anatomy. I'll give you some 4's for the effort
Billy Boyd - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Lesson learned. And thank you for the vote and comment Alyssa. And just for the record, this isn't about *my* anatomy...if that was the case, i seriously doubt i could joke about it. (sorry...I know thats gross. Too much info on my part.)....I didn't realize I made so many spelling errors on this...heh. This was just a bad idea all around. But...I guess that happens sometimes.
One person - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Mabey the pacing was not very good. But this parody looked very funny to me. It doesnt go far from the original, but the idea is different. Nice work.
chazster - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
hehe very sick. And funny in its own way!

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