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Song Parodies -> "Blue Elmo And Yellow Cookie Monster"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Elmo And Yellow Cookie Monster"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Blue Elmo
And the Yellow Cookie Monster
Bring it on!
Get the bless up!
Yeah!
Look,Elmo!

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
What a blessed up world
There's a blessed up place
Elmo gets punched in his blessed up face
Blessed up kids
Blessed up life
A blessed up man
With a blessed up wife
Blessed up dreams
And blessed up dorks
Fight a blessed up girl
In a blessed up fight
Blessed up love
With blessed up hate
And your blessed up friend
Is a blessed up bait
Blessed up truths
And blessed up lies
Well,Elmo's in the back
Something red can be fire

So,that's wrong
Everybody hates this song
So,that's wrong
Everybody hates this song

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "bless"
Bless,just a word
And it's all blessed up
There's a blessed up dude
With a blessed up cow
An "Elmo smash"
I'll get knocked the bless out
Blessed up babes
Who blessed up Bert
My own title's
"Eat my blessed up words! "
We're all blessed up
So what you wanna do?
We blessed up me
And blessed up you

You wanna bless me just like Rosita
You'd want to treat me like Elmo
You want to be like Telly Monster
You know it wasn't nice
Don't put your knees on Ernie

Your life is odd?
You're blessed up odd
Not blessed up cool,Elmo's blessed up hot
Not blessed up crude
Grover's blessed up cool
Going global too
Isn't blessed up cruel
No one ever fills up a blessed up mind
It's real blessed up
Not a blessed up crime
If I say "bless", two more times
Too many "blesses" in this blessed up rhyme

That's it
Everybody hates this song
Oh,bless it
Everybody hates this song

Don't ever bless me like Oscar
Don't try to say that I'm a cookie
Well,Cookie Monster,you're an idiot
Just think that the moon wasn't
A big delicious cookie

Elll...mooo smash!
Listen up Elmo
You...can't...make...us...(make us)...laugh
We...don't...think...so
I can't stand you
You...gotta...be...your...(check it)...self
Try not...to...hate...your...self
This...blue...Elmo
My...yellow...Cookie...Monster...Bert
This...blue...Elmo
My...yellow...Cookie...Monster...Bert

You wanna bless me just like Rosita
You'd want to treat me like Elmo
You want to be like Telly Monster
You know it wasn't nice
Don't put your knees on Ernie

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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
...you're blessed in the head, dude.
AXL - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
that was gay

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