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Song Parodies -> "Election Impossible '00"

Original Song Title:

"Mission Impossible 2 Theme"

Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Election Impossible '00"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

2 politicians in the US today.
A Texan and a stiff filling the wacked-up campaigns.
When good comes to bad, the bad comes to good.
But I'm gonna choose a guy, like I should.
Now SNL critics wanna hit it,
Limbaugh never did it.
Becaude he don't get it.
But I'll stay fitted/
Bush is comitted.
Unless this redneck,
Gets a bad hit from the critics.

Do they always gotta try? {Let them die}
Do we alwayd gotta need a dumb lie {a lie}
Election's just a blast,
Not goin' fast.
Bush should stay on stay on top,
Or Gore will kick him in the ***.

Follow me within that blow hole,
Remember that, Jess.
So who ya' gonna vote?
The way you wanna run,
When your starin' down into cable,
Bush has a mic, bores us, that you vote like a dumb-nut.
Limbaugh/Laura is ****in' the set.
It's lik Hyde, Starr, Quayle.
We are placing our bet,
So don't be upset.
WHen you're smoked,
By the gun.
Cuz' Bush's gonna be the one.
Impeach that elect.

I know why you wanna vote me.
I know why you wanna vote me.
I know why you wanna vote me.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
I know why you wanna vote me.
I know why you wanna vote me.
Now I know why you wanna vote me.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Why you wanna vote me?
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Don't vote for Ralphy.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Don't vote for Ralphy.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.

Does Gore or Georgie really know the secret.
And the politicians for their like, and where they {bleep} it.
It's kinda sad when Bush don't know the meaning,
But new taxes happen for a reason.
I don't even know if Gore is gay.
Bush's an idiot, a loser, and a cocaine abuser.
Gore analyze every vote that does exist.
Beaten on our mind every baloot with a fist.

Everybody wanna run. {Run}
Everybody wanna vote for the one. {One}
You can vote for that guy, through this life, if you want.
You can't take that chad off that vote. {No sir}
And you want your votings back. {votes back}
But Gore denied cuz' Bush's brains fried from the sac,
And there ain't nothing I can do.
Cuz lies a lesson you'll learn **** when your through.

I know why you wanna vote me.
I know why you wanna vote me.
I know why you wanna vote me.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
I know why you wanna vote me.
I know why you wanna vote me.
Now I know why you wanna vote me.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Why you wanna vote me?
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Don't vote for Ralphy.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Don't vote for Ralphy.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.

(Now I know why..Now I know why..Now I know why)

Now I know why you wanna vote me.
Now I know why you wanna vote me.
Now I know why you wanna vote me.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.
Cuz' votes is all the world that's even seen Jesse.

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