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Song Parodies -> "Rollin (Dungeons and Dragons Style)"

Original Song Title:

"Rollin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Rollin (Dungeons and Dragons Style)"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

For everybody who prayed for that critical damage while you were fighting the Red Dragon with no magic missiles left- you know who you are!
It's your turn
Keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is

Get your stats up
Get your- get your stats up
(Double Damage)
Get your stats up
Get your stats up

Move in now move out
Enemies are coming out
Back up back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in now breathe out
Your cleric's knocked out
Your party's tore up
So what you gonna do now
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Save!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(d12!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Yeah)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

Now I know you be lovin' this game right here
Playin' D & D, that's the name right here
You used up all your magic so you can't cast a spell
So you'd best fight well
Or burn in hell!
1 2 3 the DM's got you fixed
The twenty sided die will solve it in the mix
I hope that you can find it in the dice you took out
Man, get your book out
Or get knocked the f*ck out!

Get your stats up!
Get your stats up!

Move in now move out
Enemies are coming out
Back up back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in now breathe out
Your cleric's knocked out
Your party's tore up
So what you gonna do now
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Save!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(d12!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Yeah)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

You wanna mess with my wizard? (Yeah)
You can't mess with my wizard. (Why?)
Because he's just to strong. (Huh?)
His level's just too high. (Oh.)
And you see this spell right here? (Yeah)
I'm 'bout to let it fly. (Oops!)
So you and your team are, uh
All about to die! (D'oh!)
I got the spell set
Don't feel the pain yet?
I ain't rolled for damage
So you better pray I don't hit!
10th level magic spells
Passing out the hotness!
Your hopeless!
Blasting right through your armor class!

Get your stats up!
Get your stats up!

Move in now move out
Enemies are coming out
Back up back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in now breathe out
Your cleric's knocked out
Your party's tore up
So what you gonna do now
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Save!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(d12!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Yeah)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

All the wizards! All the soldiers!
And all the orcs who don't give a f*ck!
All the halflings! All the humans!
All the half-elves that need to quit swoonin'!
Straight warriors! Magic users!
And all you evil dead sorcerer abusers!
Spell casters! Dungeon masters!
And all the players all around the world!

Move in now move out
Enemies are coming out
Back up back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in now breathe out
Your cleric's knocked out
Your party's tore up
So what you gonna do now
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Save!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(d12!)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
(Yeah)
Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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Overall Rating: 4.1

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