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Song Parodies -> "American Fat Ass"

Original Song Title:

"American Bad Ass"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"American Fat Ass"

Parody Written by:

Fattylicious

The Lyrics


Yeah
And I set up and ate this cake with my own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight on mopeds
And all this for the fans, food, money, food and food
I’ve ate their rice
say nothin nice
I will show no full stomach
I live and I’ll probably die from this
And if I ate your cookie bitch
Then chew on this

Are you hungry?

Fat guy in a little coat
And I'm back with the snacky cakes
And Orbil Redden Bocker slacks
Thirty pack’s of twinkie’s
Thirty pack’s of ho ho’s
No Pepto-Bismol and the diarrhea flows
The fattest one
I'm the living room crash
With the gift of tums
From the kitchen of truth
I licked and bit
And knocked gummy bears back
And I did not throw up after I ate that
I'm going hungry
Sellin dimes
I ate the same pizza
Seven times
And still my stomach won’t fill
I wanna see some fries
I guess because I spilled mustard on my tie
Why why why why

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me fat boy, I'm the eater in black
So throw a donut in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me eat some of that and say hey hey
I'm not givin it back, so say hey hey
Show me some munchies and say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FAT!!!!!
I’ll eat all yall

I ate AC/DC and ZZ Top
Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock
Chicken, turkey, shrimp, corn, even the bones
The amount of food I eat daily is unknown
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm
Pass that cookie down
Got a Philly cheese from Detroit
Sushi from Motown
The underground hungry f***in shrimp
With tracks that stack and slap back the whack (huh?)
Never done, no son, I don't play with my food
But watch me eat with Liberace flash
BLT‘s, and my Twinkie stash
I eat garbage cans and trash
I even ate Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash
Flash flash flash flash

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me fat boy, I'm the eater in black
So throw a donut in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me eat some of that and say hey hey
I'm not givin it back, so say hey hey
Show me some munchies and say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FAT!!!!!
I’ll eat all yall

Yeah, I saw your food selection
Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of overcooked crab puffs
When you gonna learn sucker
You just can't f*** with
MY BELLY!!!!!!!!

I'm an... American Fat Ass
Watch me eat
You can butter a roll with me
Or you can take a seat
I'm a food channel flick, It’s like an eating race
I'm gonna eat some hoe's after I eat this place
Super fly, pants size triple wide
bag of chips for the ride
So skittle can ride
Full sack to not share
Bringin obesity and loss of hair
Got the big mouth eatin index finger in the pie
dear meat eats, Sixty-five moon pies
See me ride in pudding
Hear the ice cream yell
I won't eat less enough to tell
So if you do
Take the next generation and eat them too!
Who knew I'd ever eat my parents with a side of Oklahoma
Then ate high school, yep, swallowed down my diploma
Smell the aroma
the smell is uncharted
I know it stinks in here
Cause I just farted, farted, farted, farted, farted, FARTED!!!
(FART!!!)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me fat boy, I'm the eater in black
So throw a donut in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me eat some of that and say hey hey
I'm not givin it back, so say hey hey
Show me some munchies and say
Hey hey hey hey

I'm a biiig boy
Fat ass in black
Singin
Hey hey hey hey
Ate side to side
And from front to back
Say hey hey hey hey
I put the eating frenzy back after I eat the map the map
And singin
Hey hey hey hey
Fattylicious ate the house
And thats why I'm fat

Yummy!!!
(fart noise)

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