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Song Parodies -> "Takeaway"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Chris Biggins

The Lyrics

Wewt this is a cool songvery funny :)
Grew up in a small town
and when the change would fall out
of my dads pocket
Dreaming of MacDonald's
and me playing with Ronald
I would pray (I would pray)

Trying hard to reach out
But when I tried to speak out
Felt like no one could hear me
turned out that the voice box
it was crammed with wet socks
So I paid, for a cheese cake

I'll rev my car and go to the drive by
I'll do what it takes to get some small fries
and I'll get a dish
Take a chance
get some change
from takeaway
Out of the deep fry and into the bun
But I they wont forget all the sauce that I want
I'll take a risk
Take a chance
get some change
from takeaway

Wanna feel the warm bun
its gunna be a big one
Feel the rush of the mayo
eat it at Macdonald's
finish it with Ronald, far away (I will)
And breakaway


Big Mac's with a hundred crumbs
biting on a crusty bun
Maybe I don't know how they fat I'll get
Gotta keep biting on, biting on
right-away, takeaway

I'll rev my car
And go to the drive by
I've waited five minutes so where's my small fries
I get a dish
Take a chance
get some change
from takeaway
Out of the deep fry and into the bun
But I won't forget the place it came from
I gotta take that disc
Take a chance
take my change
from takeaway, takeaway, takeaway
moo moo cow

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