Song Parodies -> Beer-gut
| Original Song Title: | "Milkshake" |
| Original Performer: | Kelis |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beer-gut" |
| Parody Written by: | Silly Nelson Duncan |
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
You know I earned it,
It's the beer that makes me, fat
can't fit through the door,
I have a big behind,
I'm fat and fine,
It's miller time,
(In a voice like "Barney" from the "Simpsons.)
lala-lalala,
shake that gut,
lala-lalala,
I'm fat and lazy,
lala-lalala
down another cup,
lala-lalala,
my shirt buttons are braking,
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
I can rest my arm on it,
you think you can out drink me,
but you can't out-mach my belly, fat,
your jealous of what I got,
I'm shaped round like a dot,
smell by beer fart,
lala-lalala,
shake that gut,
lala-lalala,
I'm fat and lazy,
lala-lalala
down another cup,
lala-lalala,
my shirt buttons are braking,
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
This gut did not just evolve,
everyone thinks I'm a weirdo,
I will never go to the fat farm,
all the time I shake it like its jell-O,
I also have a fat rear-end,
girls rate me as a minus ten,
I'll never get myself a date,
unless they inflate,
lala-lalala,
shake that gut,
lala-lalala,
I'm fat and lazy,
lala-lalala
down another cup,
lala-lalala,
my shirt buttons are braking,
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
You know I earned it,
It's the beer that makes me, fat
can't fit through the door,
I have a big behind,
I'm fat and fine,
It's miller time,
(In a voice like "Barney" from the "Simpsons.)
lala-lalala,
shake that gut,
lala-lalala,
I'm fat and lazy,
lala-lalala
down another cup,
lala-lalala,
my shirt buttons are braking,
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
I can rest my arm on it,
you think you can out drink me,
but you can't out-mach my belly, fat,
your jealous of what I got,
I'm shaped round like a dot,
smell by beer fart,
lala-lalala,
shake that gut,
lala-lalala,
I'm fat and lazy,
lala-lalala
down another cup,
lala-lalala,
my shirt buttons are braking,
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
This gut did not just evolve,
everyone thinks I'm a weirdo,
I will never go to the fat farm,
all the time I shake it like its jell-O,
I also have a fat rear-end,
girls rate me as a minus ten,
I'll never get myself a date,
unless they inflate,
lala-lalala,
shake that gut,
lala-lalala,
I'm fat and lazy,
lala-lalala
down another cup,
lala-lalala,
my shirt buttons are braking,
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
My Beer-gut scares all the girls in the bar,
And my gut,
Is bigger than yours,
Damn right, it's fatter than yours,
If I drink more,
I'll be way too large.
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LOL
LOL...that's a damn shame!
My typing gives fives to this song of yours, damn right, I like this song of yours.
Phil Nelson and Rick Duncan team up? Well, whoever it was, it was quite amusing! Liked the 'round like a dot' line!
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