-> "I Ate Yesterday"
Original Song Title:
"So Yesterday" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Ate Yesterday"
You can pick a knife
If you wanna
You can eat your toes
If you wanna
You can try and lose that behind
To fit into those clothes
But I want chocolate not beans
Even though it'll make me fat
I eat what I wanna
My dancegroup can no longer lift me
Sought comfort in that lovely snack
Can't believe how much I weigh, much I weigh, much I weigh... Learn:
If dinner's over, let yourself go and
Eat that fatty ice-cream at that buffet
At that buffet, at that buffet
It's just a healthy appetite, no mather how much I weigh...
Diet's off, I let myself go and
When I woke up I noticed my body stored what it ate yesterday
Haven't you heard
I can't make those pounds go away...
You can eat when you're bored - and you're gonna
Eat more of that stuff - cause you wanna
Dinner makes me feel reborn
Though there is never enough
Thank you food, you really set me free
When you started to befriend me
I haven't had a single tear
In this very fancy restaurant here
I loved that buffet, that buffet, that buffet...cause
Brunch is all I see, I eat cause there's nothing else to do
If all the snacks are gone, what is left to do?
How can you resist that butter with the bread
I wish I could walk but I'm stuck in bed
I love a fried bird, especially that swan
What can I say, food just turns me on...
I forgot how much I weigh
And I didn't
Check today, cause...
What is left over, don't let it go and
Go to the neighbours and borrow cream
Just eat away, just eat away
I'm like a bird that's too fat to fly away
Laugh or cough, pounds won't let me go and
Everyday this is my regime
Today and yesterday
Haven't you heard those pounds won't go away...
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