Song Parodies -> Can't Sing
| Original Song Title: | "Come Clean" |
| Original Performer: | Hilary Duff |
| Parody Song Title: | "Can't Sing" |
| Parody Written by: | Sean Lee (non-asian) |
This is another crappy one, I wrote this in summer 04. About how Hilary Duff only got into the music business because of who she is
Lets go back
Back to the beginning
Back before a house, a car, a contract was all mine
'Cause bein a kid star wasn't enough
But couldn't quit cause on my paycheck
Parents relied
They relied
(Chorus)
Let my pants fall down
Folks would rather see
Than to sit all day
Listening to me
But I'm not allowed to say that
'Cause I'm not 18
Let my pants fall down
I cannot sing, I cannot sing
Studio
Was so very busy
But they called me in first
'Cause they saw me on Disney
And then they
Decided to hire
Cause' they already knew me
As Lizzie MacGuire
Cash I'm in
(Chorus)
I cannoth sing
Let the stage fall
Let the lights fall
I cannot...
(Chorus)
The contests might be hard
They might be rough
But I know I'll win
'Cause my name's Hilary Duff
(Continue with regular chorus)
My voice is
It's just so darn pathetic
Back to the beginning
Back before a house, a car, a contract was all mine
'Cause bein a kid star wasn't enough
But couldn't quit cause on my paycheck
Parents relied
They relied
(Chorus)
Let my pants fall down
Folks would rather see
Than to sit all day
Listening to me
But I'm not allowed to say that
'Cause I'm not 18
Let my pants fall down
I cannot sing, I cannot sing
Studio
Was so very busy
But they called me in first
'Cause they saw me on Disney
And then they
Decided to hire
Cause' they already knew me
As Lizzie MacGuire
Cash I'm in
(Chorus)
I cannoth sing
Let the stage fall
Let the lights fall
I cannot...
(Chorus)
The contests might be hard
They might be rough
But I know I'll win
'Cause my name's Hilary Duff
(Continue with regular chorus)
My voice is
It's just so darn pathetic
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not bad, some pretty funny rhymes, and i like that line in the chorus -Im not 18- thats pretty funny. it isnt worthy, but ill show some mercy and give ya all 5's, cause im in a good mood today
ah, someone gave me all 1's, either a Hilary fan, or my song just SUCKS!!! I know it does, and it deserves all 1's! and Rance, u must be retarded or somethin to give me all 5's?
r u sure your non-asian? cause ur songs kickin like Jack Chan!
HAHAHA! Nice ME23, But still, Sean, funny as song, but I dunno the original, LOL! but I tells ya... HAHAHA Hilary Duff sucks, GIMME 5!
It was fairly decent, at best. I'm probably biased, being a fan, so I gave it 2-4-3.
That is soooooooooooooo x 23345464 grose. You should be ashamed of yourself. Nasty Nasty Nasty !!!!!! =(
sean man way to tear hilary duff apart!!! I repsect that man i can't stand her and all those other disney actor losers. Bout time someone wrote a song against her. Man i do not like Hilary duff maybe u should right one about raven from the disney channel. see yah sean
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