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Song Parodies -> "Breasts Are Huge"

Original Song Title:

"Best Of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"Breasts Are Huge"

Parody Written by:

McKludge

The Lyrics

I'm a bad, bad man. DKTOS? Well, I'm sure you can find it on YouTube. I'd post a link, but I'm at work now and the company blocks it out.
I got another erection today
Thanks to you
The way you put them on display
Makes me drool
Try my best not to stare
Then be accused
But I must say that
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
Yeah I must say that
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
They’re the best I’ve seen and that’s the truth

You’ve got some womdigious mamm’ry glands*
An awesome two
I gotta wonder did you get implants?
Are they infused?
Would you let me check them out?
May I peruse?
The way they look in that sweater, man
How I’m enthused
They’d be a great place to rest my head
And take a snooze
Oh please don’t cover them up
I’ll get the blues

I gotta tell you
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
I gotta tell you
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge

I promise that I won’t cop – a feel
Please don’t conceal
Your bust - I must confess
It’s quite arousing
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
You mind my browsing?
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
Whoaaaaaa!


(Umm, play a solo here, I’ll be in my bunk)


I promise that I won’t cop – a feel
Please don’t conceal
I just - don’t care - if they aren’t real
Oh no! Your top! Coming apart!
Your bust, it busts your dress

And now I’m sweating
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
There’s no forgetting
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge

I had a big indiscretion my friends
I’m a tool
And it is too late for making amends
I’m so screwed
I stepped in and I kissed
Her massive boobs
At least I got to see both
Her heart tattoos

Since I molested
Her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, so huge
I got arrested
Her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, mon Dieu!
And then they sent me away – to jail!
It’s my sad tale!
My lust! Unjust, I guess
And now I’m getting
Depressed, distressed, possessed by some big dude.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
* An ode to the movie Weird Science

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Matthias - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
You're such a boob.
alvin - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
mounds of fun to be found here
< ! ! ! > - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
~ ! ! ! ~
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Womdigious!!
Harry - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I heart boo----beeezz. great jumpin' jalopies this is a good parody.
McKludge - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Matty - Thanks. People ask me if I'm a boob, leg, or ass man. I must be an ass man because at work, everyone tells me, "you're an ass, man."

alvin - I thought maybe I was being a tad crude in the first line, but hey, nothing wrong with shock value.

! ! ! - ? ? ?

Aggy - I'm sure a lot of readers in their 20s are thinking, "Weird What?"

Harry - Boobies is such a fun word to say. And see. And touch ...
MadameBeMused - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord McLewd, ~Duke 0'Browser~, in your DeLugement, you must have forgotten the "Laws of Gravity". sir ! Now, enjoy your 3 meals a day !
McKludge - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Many thanks, Madame
BonnieB - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I would say all 5's are abreast, here!
McKludge - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Bonnie. What's the second B stand for (he asks with fingers crossed)?
Lady-B-Cakes - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . Be amused Sir, McLewd . . .
Weird Dave - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant :)
McKludge - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, you weirdo.
Wonderton - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I realize I am distanced from the author by an unknown amount, though based purely off of statistical conjecture I presume to be a large one, but I feel as though I am somehow, if not intellectually but at least spiritually, brought very near to him through his timeless parody. His struggle, his unfulfilled lust, is no doubt a theme that rings true through the ages for anyone with testosterone and estrogen pumping through their veins. And now his message shall live on in infamy, his heart-wrenching desire and ultimate self destruction free for all to see on none other than the information superhighway, the so called internet. And all who have come upon this sort of struggle and experienced the torment themselves will no doubt feel a great connection to him and his story, and like me will feel close in heart and mind, though very likely distanced physically by a large amount, to all else who come upon this wonderful parody on this wonderful site and leave comments of their approval, recognizing the connection they feel to the lyrics and the tormented soul behind them. Thank you.
McKludge - December 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Um, you're welcome?
WarsawPact - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I tots agree w/ wonderton. Keep on trucking mckludge!

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