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Song Parodies -> "Emolicious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergilicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Emolicious"

Parody Written by:

Casey

The Lyrics

Ok, i know there's already an "emolicious" on this website, but I swear I came up with the lyrics a couple years ago! Not trying to take the spotlight; just something different...
Listen up, ya’ll, ‘cause she is supreme-o.
Some people even say: that she is emo!

Emolicious, definition: make them preps be jealous.
They want my music talent and so I tell them “be a cellist.”
I’m deppresive and obsessive
I’m aggressive; I’m impressive.
I wear netting; I’m upsetting.
My styles are trend-setting.

Emolicious (So malicious)
But: I ain’t nutritious.
And if you were ambitious
About me getting disses
Watch the misses. (oo-ah)
I put my folks on glare, glare
And they be waiting in my lair just to push me down the stairs. (3, 7, 9, 13!)

So malicious (it's depressing)
So malicious (It’s also very stressing)
So malicious (Not to mention the cross-dressing)
I'm emolicious. (S-s-s-s-s-s scary, scary.)

emolicious def-,
emolicious def-,
emolicious def-def-def-def-def-def
emolicious definition slitting wrists then bouncing.
Everybody comes and says,
“You need some major counseling!”
I’m E to the M-O-T-I the O-N-A-L
and can no other emo say that “I don’t smell.”

I'm emolicious (so malicious)
My screen name is as follows:
My-depression-pills-are-kind-of-hard-to-swallow.
I put my folks on glare, glare
And they be waiting in my lair just to push me down the stairs. (3, 7, 9, 13!)

So malicious (it's depressing)
So malicious (It’s also very stressing)
So malicious (Not to mention the cross-dressing)
I'm emolicious. (h-h-h-h-hold up! Check it out.)

Mrs. Popularity,
You don’t need prosperity.
Well, sister, get some sense.
To make your life much more intense.
I'll be scary, scary.
And not so merry, merry!
Oh, I’m so scary, scary.
It’ll make you glare-ee!

S to the C to the A-R-E-Y girl, you're scary, S to the C to the A-R-E-Y girl, you're scary,
M to the A to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the M to the A, to the, to the, to the (HIt it, emo!)

All the time I walk away my conscience’s gotta say
“Don’t leave that loser hangin’ there; don’t throw that bet away!”
And I just wanna tell you that I know you’re feelin’ down
But who wouldn’t if they looked just like a snooty little clown?
And I know I'm kind of funny and I'm tryin' not to yell
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I think life's a hell,
'Cause you say I’m...

malicious (So malicious)
But: I ain’t nutritious.
And if you were ambitious
About me getting disses
Watch the misses. (oo-ah)
I put my folks on glare, glare
And they be waiting in my lair just to push me down the stairs. (3, 7, 9, 13!)

So malicious (owch, owch, owch owch)
So malicious (owch, owch, owch owch)
So malicious (owch, owch, owch owch)
I'm emolicious, s-s-s-s-s scary, scary
So malicious (owch, owch, owch owch)
So malicious (owch, owch, owch owch)
So malicious (owch, owch, owch owch)
I'm emolicious, s-s-s-s-s scary, scary

S to the C to the A-R-E-Y - girl, you're scary, S to the C to the A-R-E-Y - girl, you're scary,
M to the A to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the M to the A, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S (3, 7, 9, 13!)
S to the C to the A-R-E-Y - girl, you're scary, S to the C to the A-R-E-Y - girl, you're scary,
M to the A to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the M to the A, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S (3, 7, 9, 13...)
Please comment :)

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MrMacphisto - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... I hate emos.... but they probably like that... 5-5-5
Wizgirl - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
lol thats awesome! I kind of like it better than the other one =]
chloe - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
wow that mustuv takn a looooong time o.O
lett - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha! That was great! The timing on the words are very close to the original (Fergalicious, that is), some parts were a little off, but it'd probably work if someone were to sing it :D *all 5s
gloryqueen - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
yeah! I love it A LOT better than the other one! Way2go, i like how u put in all the parts in... (5/5)

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