Would you eat lamb, if I said it was ham?
Would you swallow, and throw it right up?
Would you eat, if you saw me eat one?
Would you eat Greek food, tonight?

Would you tremble, with every bite?
Would you cry, 'cause it doesn't taste right?
Would you eat the lamb and beef?
Just eat that here, tonight.

Please just eat that gyro, baby
It won't cause you any pain
You will regret this forever
It won't take your appetite away

Please believe, it doesn't taste gross
If you don't, you'll regret this the most
Hold it in your hands, put it in your mouth
Go ahead, eat Greek, tonight.

Please just eat that gyro, baby
It won't cause you any pain
You will regret this forever
It won't take your appetite away

Oh, will you please just eat it?
Will you please just eat it, would you?
Hold it in your hands, put it in your mouth
Go ahead, eat Greek, tonight.

Please just eat that gyro, baby
It won't cause you any pain
You will regret this forever
It won't take your appetite away

Please just eat that gyro, baby
It won't cause you any pain
You will regret this forever
It won't take your appetite away

It won't take your appetite away
Please just eat that gyro.