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Song Parodies -> "The Little Green Yoda"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Little Green Yoda"

Parody Written by:

Thomas Reid

The Lyrics

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Could the little green Yoda please stand up?
Hey Yoda, why won't you just stand up?
I see I've got a problem here...

Y'all act like you've never seen a lil green alien before
Jaws all on the floor like George Lucas just burst in the door
Throwing round money more than before
Sayin' you'd just got the part of Mace Windu. (Yah Hoo!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
They haven't made another sequel, have they?"
And Obie-Wan said... "Use the force Luke"
Now he's dead, Darth Vader cut off his head!
Princess Leia loves Han Solo
[ chigga chigga chigga ]
"Hey princess,
do you reckon that a guy like me
could get with a girl like you?" Don't think so!
Well I know I live in a swamp on Dagobah
And it's all dirty - not luxury by far
I'm old and just wanna rest, but it's not easy with these people
Always coming to me wanting me to teach 'em
"The force is everywhere, the force is everywhere"
And if you use it you can lift things in the air
And that's the message Obie gives to Anakin's kids
And expects Luke not to find out who his real father is
Of course Jabba knew who Boushh was
Soon as she stepped into the court room
He may be fat, but he's not dumb, is he? (U-ha)
"We aint nothing but mammals..." Well, some of us creatures from other galaxies
Like Jabba the Hutt, who's eaten too many calories
But if their last baby had twelve fingers and no toes
Then that's a PERFECT reason Luke and Leia can't elope
But if you fear or hate I've got the antidote
Amidala wave your pantihose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: (repeat 2X)]

I'm lil Yoda, the lil green Yoda
I'm perfect space slug fodder, I'm 900 years or older
So would the lil green Yoda please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Sorry, I didn't realise you WERE standing up...
Stuff it, I'll sit down then...

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Total Votes: 13

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