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Song Parodies -> "Without Her"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Her"

Parody Written by:

Dylan G. (Silent Nature)

The Lyrics

One slutty whore'ish girl, runnin' from the cops
runnin' from the cops, runnin' from the cops
*scratches*
One slutty whore'ish girl, runnin' from the cops
runnin' from the cops, runnin' from the cops
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
She's back
Tell no one
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...oh no, oh no

She wanna be a whore, cause nobody's attractin to her no more
Thought that they'll like her, They're trashin her music
Well if you want to get rid of her, this is what you'll give her
A little bit of pot mixed with some rubbing alcohol
Put in some crank to quickly start her heart fast here
then get those shocks when she get shocked at the hospital over there
while the doctor yelling, she's here crying
When she'm shaking the table while the doctor's trying
You doing this too long, now stop talking
Cause she's back, she's on the street, stalking
I think you need to stop giving him a blow job, Miss Spears
cause your husband's heart problem's all crazy from here to there
So the CNN won't let you cry on the TV
or let you to talk, cause you walk like a drunk
They try to shut you down on MTV, and ya out of luck
But it feels so happy, without you
So, come on and shut up, sit up and listen up!
F*** you, make sure you hear this...then it'll be all clear
And get ready, cause this gonna about to get crazy here
I just settled all this controversy, F*** you, Miss Spears!

Now it's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her
I said-It's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her

hey sluts!....ya affecting those girls
Screwing their parents's little dreams
They start to scream cause it's all your fault
'til someone comes along up to you and yells B****!!
A lesson, lesson needed to be learned
Could start turning them, to be like you
A slut who got nothin to understand, stand up and listen
then you'll get it and you'll see yourself kissin my @$$
yes, it's a disaster, cause you deserved it
for you can see so much of my @$$; have you served it?
so watch your back, ooohh ooohh ooohh ooohh
Fix your damn brain, tune it right and
then I'm gonna enter in, under your mind to fix it
The center of attention, back for the lesson
I'm hatin this girl, the worst thing on this world
changing channels, she's all over, that slutty girl
Skanky whore, just hate her, taking over Earth
Oh, feel the tension, soon as someone mentions her
Here's a million dollars, it's free so shut up for the world
A nuisance, who sent? Satan coming for her?

Now it's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her
I said-It's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's listening this s***, that s***
Britney Spears, you can get your @$$ kicked
worse by those little devilish pre-schoolers
And Mini-Me? You can bite her if you want to
You twenty something year old whore, blow me
We don't know you, you're too slutty, let go
It's over, nobody listens to this s***, ho!
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be ready with a whole list full of new insults
I been waiting, writing them down with a pencil
ever since Michael Jackson changed himself into a woman
But sometimes the s*** just stupid
everybody just only wants to cuss her
So this must mean she's dis-gus-ting
But that's just her, she's just a little slutty
And though we can't stop her from singing
She's the worst thing since this STDs thing
taking over the porno jobs, so unhealthy
and used it to get her wealthy,
Hey!, here's a plan that will work
Twenty million other white sluts emerge
But no matter how many whores in the world
Cause it feels so happy, without her

Now it's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her
I said-It's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her

Sluts!

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Jimmy J. - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
The parody has good lyrics, and it has my vote, but since you are good at writing parodies, maybe it shouldn't be about that woman with plastic breasts?

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