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Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

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Parody Song Title:

"Without G"

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The Lyrics

I have returned! First one since August 2006! VenomFangX, Glenn Reb, Benny Hinn, Fred Phelps and his wife are all crazy right-wing fundamentalist Christians nutcases, by the way, and "Sir Hovind" is Kent Hovind, the tax-evading Creationist Christian.
“Get with Christ, real name no gimmicks”

Two fundamentals go preachin' outside;
preachin' outside, preachin' outside
Two fundamentals go preachin' outside;
preachin' outside, preachin' outside

Guess who's back
Sruck again
Love is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*

[Verse One: Eminem]
They all worship a monster, cause nobody wants to love mobsters no more
We want true love not a sliver
But if you want scary that is what they'll give ya
A little bit of fear mixed with a false kicker
A hot pit that'll help stop my heart quicker
than a bark when I get barked at the hospital
by Sir Hovind when I'm not good at retaining
All the bullshit he's sayin' and regurgitatin' (hey!!)
We waited this long, so stop debating
Cause he lost, he's not the boss and constipating
I see that Miss Phelps heart is just hating
and her husband's gay problem's aggravating!
So the God of Rue
Won't comfort you, deny who loves who
Just pay your dues, they try to preach He boos
And can't stand you, but don't trust those words
They just ain't true
So, try not to slip, lies on your lips
Ditch that, giggle a bit, and don't give a flip
And get ready, cause this kid is not a real phenom
I just settled on the YouTube, GET REAL VENOM!

[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a world for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, love just for me
Cause it feels so hateful, without me
I said this looks like a world for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, love for just me
Cause it feels so hateful, without me

[Verse Two: Eminem]
Help the hellions, not really rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still went to a hellhouse
They start feelin like Peter all helpless
'til Jesus came along on a mission and yelled THINK!!!!
A visionary, not at all scary
To start a revolution, just cleanin' our thoughtwaves
A ideal, so just let them seal up and bask
in the fact that they got everyone drinking the flask {*slurp*
And it's a disaster, such a bad blasphemy
for you to drink down so much of that Hell crap ; you're forced to see?
But Love's back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na -na
{*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a stupor
The center of the masses, back for The Supper
I'm interesting, but not into testing
Trespassing in your kid's hearts and blessing
{*bzzt* Testing, attention geez
Feel the tension, soon as someone welcomes me
Here's my peace dove, the true love is free
A nuisance, who me? Your dove for me?


[Verse Three: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tilt and chat with
anybody who's preachin' this pit, that pit
Chew the fat wit' and get Phelp's ass kicked?
worse than the Benny Hill dudes and bastards
And Dante? You can get stomped by Monty
You forty-six year old baldhead poet, show me
You don't know me, you're too cold, let go
the red robe, nobody listens to Glenn Reb
So let's ebb, morality breachin'
I'll be there with a whole list full of new teachings
I been dope, suspenseful with a misfit
ever since Paul turned himself into a dimwit {*DUH!*
But sometimes the split just seems
everybody wants to fight over poor me
So this must mean I'm not that keen
But it's not me, your all obscene
No I'm not the first guy to question ethics
They're worse thing's out there: apologetics!
to do white magick so selflessly
and used it to get ol' Laz' healthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other fundies will emerge
But no matter how many lies in the sea
They will be so empty, that ain't me


{*Love sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*

[All spiritual beings] Please!

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