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Song Parodies -> "God Ain't Gone"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Gone"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"God Ain't Gone"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

Eminem = wasted talent
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give your life for?
that you'd get tortured, yes, willingly and then die for?
Ask Jesus in your heart
Get saved and put on God's armour
Join the Bride of Christ and fight those who try to harm her
You follow satan, but watch him turn around and bite you
Cuz everything you worked for ain't enough to right you
Sin is now and will be later the source of your pain
You've got hell to lose and you've got heaven to gain
Come to church with me. So much excuses, you're dizzy
"I don't know" you always say "maybe, but I'm too busy"
Our God wrote us a Book, this Book didn't write itself
We got a letter from God and you let it sit on the shelf
He turned me around, gave me life. How can you not love Him?
when no man is above Him, made man in the image of Him
Jesus saved me, yeah baby, you think I'm crazy
Jesus made me. Don't miss the truth cuz you were too lazy

Cuz He's not gone, He still lives on, don't mourn
Rejoice. He's alive. Your destination's a choice
Just know that His saving grace has me smiling
You don't have to feel a thing, cuz Jesus Christ felt the pain
and He came back

So when I'm gone, my soul lives on, don't mourn
Rejoice. Jesus saves. Eternity is a choice
Just know that I'm having no trouble smiling
On earth I just can't complain. In heaven I'll feel no pain
It's time to pack

I keep having this dream, I barely see ya thru the steam
You keep screaming, "Hell feels worse than it seemed
You didn't tell me. Why? Why? Why? Why weren't you trying?"
I didn't think you'd listen to me. You say "You're lying
You're just a coward, you told yourself to wait for a sign"
And satan's laughing and says "Too late, he's mine"
He's got false prophets in front of a door trying to block it
They say "stop", door leads to heaven but they mock it
Goes in his pocket, pulls out a key and tries to lock it
But it just falls out, so next he tries to put tape on my mouth
I wake up, feel shame when looking in the mirror
All of these walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to witness
and you can't wait
Now go out there and show that God loves 'em before it's too late"
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
Book's turned to a page, I read, and I know what ya need
so I'm saying

God isn't gone, He still lives on, don't mourn
Rejoice. He's alive. And where you go is a choice
Just know that His saving grace has me smiling
You don't have to feel a thing. God already felt the pain
and He came back

So when I'm gone, my soul lives on, don't mourn
Rejoice. Jesus saves. Where you end up is a choice
You know that. Sit and reflect for awhile and
just think what ya have to gain. In heaven you'll feel no pain
It's time to pack

Six billion people, they die and feel the heat
The ground closes, smoke fills their noses and they weep
They don't know how, they're conscious while they're burning now
They're screaming so loud, could've got saved but they're too proud
They went down. They don't believe without seeing
Show you a picture, you say "Your God is bleeding"
He's supposed to be bleeding, where is your Bible-reading?
He died for you, genius. That's called love and He's worth meeting
You know what I had, and without Him it was sad
Now I'm bought with His blood, cuz I know that I'm bad
Man, don't you get it? Don't want you to die without knowing
"I get the point - fine, heaven, when are we going"
You have to wait, not too late yet, you have a choice
Have faith in Jesus with your heart and tell Him with your voice
That's what He wants. I love Him and so I keep
praising His name. It's no wonder you can't go to sleep
Just take another pill. It won't last, but you will
You joke about it, yeah, hell, the fire's real
I have a cause, it's important, can't you see
how it will be, it's your soul and it's not about me
Just turn around, dodge the hole in the ground, plug it
You could die today man, it's your grave and you dug it
The light darkens, your soul crashes,
the pain never ends from the fire that lashes, and burns the masses
But if you go up, all the bells ringin', angels singin'
Love springin', the Lord is joy bringin'
Just pray to Jesus now and trust Him. You've only cussed Him
He's perfect the way He is and you can't adjust Him
They couldn't bust Him

And He's not gone, He still lives on, don't mourn
Rejoice. He's alive. Our Saviour gave you a choice
Just know that your wicked heart is on trial and
You've only yourself to blame, and so you deserve the pain
and won't come back

Or when you're gone, you can live on, don't mourn
Rejoice. Jesus saves. And don't forget it's a choice
Just know that you need your name in His file and
with Jesus there's life to gain. In heaven you'll feel no pain
It's time to pack
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