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Song Parodies -> "Without Trees (Song For Green Peace)"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Trees (Song For Green Peace)"

Parody Written by:

Ben Addy

The Lyrics

Underhand politicians go round the outside, round the outside,round the outside.

Underhand politicians go round the outside, round the outside,round the outside.

Guess whos back, back again. Greenpeace is back, tell a friend.

Guess whos back, Guess whos back, Guess whos back, Guess whos back, Guess whos back, Guess whos back, Guess whos back,

you created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to
See face, no more they want corporations
we're chopped liver.
Well if you want corporations, then this is what we'll give ya
A little bit of us mixed with some hard truth
Some facts that will jumpstart your heart quicker
than a shock, like they get at number 10
By the people, when were demonstrating
When we rock the table while blairs contemplating
Hey, you waited this long to start debating
'Cos we're back, on the rag and motivating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But the worlds problems are complicating
So Mr Bush won't let us be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut us down on the BBC
But it feels so empty without Trees
So, come on and Chris, what's on your lips?
Don't hold back, drop a hip and wiggle a bit
and get ready, 'cos this stuffs about to get heavy
we need to settle all our lawsuits, that's you Tony!
Now this looks like a job for us
So everybody just follow trees
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without trees
Now this looks like a job for us
So everybody just follow trees
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without trees
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still pray for Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "hey"
Visionaries, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Anti-Polluting the planet rebel
So let us just reveal and bask
In the fact that everyone's kissing Bush's ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of that ass you ask for us
Well we're back fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then we're gonna enter into
your brain, like thunder
The centre of attention, back for the summer
We're interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions us
Here's our 10 pence, our opinion is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me
Now this looks like a job for us
So everybody just follow trees
'Cos we need a little controvers-tree
'Cos it feels so empty without you
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow tree
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without us
A tisk-it a task-it,
we go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that
Riot police, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them Maltby boys down the road
And Toby, you can get stomped by Joey
You 12 year old skin head Wannabe
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give us a signal
We'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
we've be been done, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Microsoft turned into a symbol
But sometimes it just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss trees
So this must mean people are disgusting
But it's just Bush, he's just obscene
Though we're not the first rulers of controversy
We are the best thing since Maria Presley
To do protesting so successfully
And use it to get the poor wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other protesters emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without tree
Now this looks like a job for us
So everybody just follow tree
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without trees
Now this looks like a job for trees
So everybody just follow us
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without trees

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thayer - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
It's not the worst premise of all time, but it's far too wordy, which I suppose is a pre-requisite for rap songs, but it's still too much to handle. Plus, you've used too much of the OS lyrics in your parody for it to seem very creative.
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with what thayer said about using too much of the original lyrics. It's also a bit overwhelming that you wrote this as one big paragraph instead of splitting it into verses and choruses (or is it 'chori'?).
Cody Slusher - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Good for earth day

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