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Song Parodies -> "The Real Zezima"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Real Zezima"

Parody Written by:

Commandernad on RuneScape

The Lyrics

This is a song based on The Real Slim Shady. It's about why people should stop impersonating Zezima and how he has feelings too.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Zezima please stand up?
I repeat. Will the real Zezima please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you've never seen a high level before
Jaws all on the floor like Jagex team just walked in the door
I started creating terror in Runescape years before,
I shall end this forever more

I've got so many impersonators. It's true. Not lying.
And The Old Nite said... Nothing you idiots The Old Nite's dead
I'll fix this don't worry

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
Sometimes I wanna go on TV and let loose,
Its not any worse than me dressed like a moose.
But it's OK for the Jagex to try and ban me.

Old Nite's down with this. Old Nite's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might become my door mat.
If he trys to get me one more time,
Then he will have to hear me rhyme.

Of course video games make you do strange things.
By the time your not a noob youre making diamond rings.
I'll own and kill now thats easy and plain.
They all just think I'm here to cause pain.
All those noobs out there must got a main.

I'm like a fast animal, you can't catch me.
The one in castle wars, that's not real me.
My information goes on internet or even TV
No one dares say they don't know me.

And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, player kill like me
Full dragon like me, braggin' to be me
That might you say just may it be!

(x2)
I'm Zezima. Yes, I'm the Zezima.
And you other Zezima's are just imatating
So won't the real Zezima please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

(Door crashing sound)
Real Zezima caught!
RuneScape is copyrighted by Jagex. Email me at Nadia0088@hotmail.com if you have any questions.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 28

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   9
 10
 9
 
 2   1
 3
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 3   2
 1
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 4   4
 2
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 5   12
 12
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cena 9956 - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
crap
Kurt S. - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Not very original, kinda funy though. BUT what i hate is that the old nite is ACTUALLY dead... It seems to mock one of my buddies, and i don't like that.
Tory - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I play Runescape myself...my username is tiamory....I just don't get this parody. The pacing is wicked off.
kip - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
first of all, the pacing was terrible and the entire thing wasnt funny at all. all 1's for me, so try harder next time. 2nd, dont make fun of a game that doesnt need to be made fun of even more. my friend plays the game and ive watched him once...u run around as a high detail blob and kill stuff. no talent needed. again, try harder next time.
jacko - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
it was rather funny, especially the old nite thing, fits in with the eminem criteria lol nice guys :P
chris - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
the old nite farewell hopefully zezima will take ur place =] gr8 memories in the jaws musium hopefully i can take my kids there.
graveman19 - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
if the real Zezima could at least contact me and talk to me and be my friend it would be kool.

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