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Song Parodies -> "Such Nuisance"

Original Song Title:

"Just Lose It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Such Nuisance"

The Lyrics

Git yer tomatoes ready...
Clowns around.
Clownin' around.
Clowns around.
Clown Lukey! (Kooky!)

Jester, shmuck. Jerk, cretin.
Zany, wack. Harlequin.
"YUUUUUP!"
Now everyone gets bored with his crass talk.
Stupid jester. Loves to pester.
Now everyone's abhorring this asshole.
A mite NUTS...demented guy.

One weird little kiddie, white dunce cap.
Thinks he's black so has planned to rap.
But his jokes are crap, just pitiful japes.
He's wildly deranged and acts insane.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Beserk!
Lala in the head, this chap's a curse.
Excels at the recipe to be a jerk.
A stormy petrel with half-witted quirks.
This crackpot will rap the Bible.
Wack jesting imbecile: certifiable.
He loves to get a bit lameass sometimes.
He's just an idiot. Clowning tom foolery, SLY JIBES!

That dumb twit, fooling all the time.
Sends out such jocose and crass rhymes.
So demented with his laughter. A creepy little numbskull.
What a tool, such a weird oddball.
Don't copy Pantaloon! Who'd bear it?
Isn't nincompoop Luke just koo-kay?
*record stops*
Whoops! Giant ego's hit!
You revved-him-up, now he'll yell witless quips.

Oh, why does he jape such rants?
This jackass, can annoy heaps of friends.
Looks like a tool. Total tool.
(A loony, irksome fool!)
That's right,
Such nuisance.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Such nuisance.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
So zany.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Inane, irr-itating, hate him!

Now he's jibing. Up to hijinx.
Just eccentric. Never-ending antics.
Crazy and mental. Quite a damn handful.
Every caper's a bloody pain!
Humour's always cheesy, failing to appease me.
Make him shut up now he is terrible!
I don't know why he's joking, all I know is we just don't care.
Come on he is "just not funny."

(Luke's defence:)
I just love to clown like a twerp.
And it's really arduous to jest loud, and burp.
Oh, my punchlines are so funny, I'm full of flair.
Sardonic, zany little white boy here!
Now what's the dang deal with the blind?
"Man, you better stop that punchline!"
Ray?
Argh argh! My gag's ill-timed!
Quite a tough crowd tonight! Yikes!

Oh, why does he jape such rants?
This jackass, can annoy heaps of friends.
Looks like a tool. Total tool.
(A loony, irksome fool!)
That's right,
Such nuisance.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Such nuisance.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
So zany.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Inane, irr-itating, hate him!

Not amusing, jokes are f***ed up.
Imbecilic, why is Luke so crackers?
Spends his time just punning and japing like a simpleton-
"Ha ha ha ha!"
He's gunna be sorry, rhyming that banter.
Skylarkin' with hip-hop. Jibes are filthy.
Braindead, raving boy says jocular japes.
Foolish cretin is crazy and "just not funny."

Now this is the part where we slap Jake down.
His jests are offensive, we hate this clown!
He is just loco: a lame, wild lout.
We'll beat him up and rid us of this nuisance now!

Raps packed with banality, Luke is a halfwit.
Oh, you want to rant and babble? Makes us groan, man.
Yada yada yada yada yada yada yada...
He's so damn juvenile, that is quite clear.
Yo, what a bloody duffer-
Phallus!
(What?)
Phallus!
Maddening us, full of spite and malice!
(Twat.)
Crack jokes, write jokes, funny jokes, bad jokes,
Old jokes, bald jokes, he's killing all jokes!

Everyone's abhorring this jester.
Loves to pester. His wit'll soon fester.
We're heaving. Twit, start leaving!
Take your "Ha ha ha"s, they're oh-so peeving.

Oh, why does he jape such rants?
This jackass, can annoy heaps of friends.
Looks like a tool. Total tool.
(A loony, irksome fool!)
That's right,
Such nuisance.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Such nuisance.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
So zany.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Inane, irr-itating, hate him!

(Dumb moron.) Buffoon's nutty!
(Come along.) Coxcomb party!
He'll annoy. Stuff's moronic!
The damn fool is "just not funny."

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
On the contrary. Luke. Your parody is the best i've read today. You're anything BUT any of the above mentioned! 555
George Hamilinton IV - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
My Eminem parodys are sooooooooo much better. 1's
Charlie Decker - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
But enough about me. Tell us something about yourself! ;-) You get 5s, proving again why I should just give up my rap parodes forever.
Red Ant - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
All 5's. Haven't heard TOS in a while but this is good. Very good.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all! (albeit a certain someone.) I'm not even going to dignify your comment with pity, George, especially seeing you can't even spell 'parodies'.
Johnny D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
"And it's really arduous to jest loud, and burp" ??? HAHAHAHAAA (uuuurrRRRPPP) !!!

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