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Song Parodies -> "I'm Pleadin': Jot A Comment"

Original Song Title:

"Cleanin' Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Pleadin': Jot A Comment"

The Lyrics

For all those who give out low marks without writing what was wrong with the parody.
I'm Pleading: Jot A Comment

Where's your slur? There's no slur on my lampoon.
Where'd it go? Where?! Oh... oh.

Are you artists creating Emin-imitating lyrics?
I am, I've been detested by menstruating critics.
Tickin' high declines every time. Thick imbeciles!
Clickin' no 5s, then just frickin' off without no advice,
To turn my notions to potions that make high quotients in votin'.
Members tearin' my parod-ies won't you scoff so I'm knowin'
Why you aint loving my poems. I can't tell what you are thinkin',
You're clickin' 1s without blinkin' an' leavin' me in a stink an'
Sinkin' every day and hour and minute tickin' around.
You all belittle me... but don't scribble ridicule down.
Kid tell me how, I'm meant embellish on my prow-ess,
If you're gunna score me down without a reason, you cow!

Why cause a drama? By never showing virt-ue.
Endeavour, for Pete's sake, to type.
I won't bite! I'm pleadin': jot a comment.
I said try curried llama, an aliment and purge fo-od.
It helps with (verbal) diarrhoea,
So you'll write. I'm pleadin': jot a comment.

I got some militants leaving comments and I want no 'if', 'woah' and 'oh, but's.
So adore my jokes or prescribe help often. Disclose it, don't just oppose wit.
You fake a pat whenever you see a poor 'Guy' satire that is faulty, crap and smells of P.C.
You are so lazy, easy fives for lustre: bubbly songs.
What haggard druggo went and made a shanty over a bong? Complete twit.
I blunder in my thievingness of good vibes.
But can't gloat when dickheads pop unjust 1s and dish no advice.
It drives me crazy. And my modern mixtures peeve me: no 5s.
Grievin' as I wait for whim- oh, but no heavin' of comments.
Take a shot! You dim? Atleast deflate me mate. I know I made some mistakes.
But I moan, assumin' you're standard bluffing, racing away.
Jot a quip you poophead. Not proud of a 1,
But I'd rather get just zip with helpful notes than 5s without none.
Don't act like children, just write some flak or complements, oaf.
It's my right, I like to help you all. Don't be insolent, yo.

I hurried karma. I left a message for y-ou.
So tether up you yang, my child.
Yin? Invite. I'm pleadin': jot a comment.
I said I worry somewhat. Forever getting sub-2.
Some leverage in your own insight?
Don't be tight. I'm pleadin': jot a comment.

Cow hide and leather? This isn't either, I mock your complexion.
Cake effects your decision for you to list remarks and reasons?
Put 'Luke Yourself' into your vision. I'll try and embiggen this.
It's an awkward one for singing, context isn't conditioned.
Switch to the fun one 'Impotent Guy', I near burst when I listen.
No-one who's down in Sydney's questioning who sung out this ditty.
My whole strife rises straight from the real vile clause 'Coon in the Gutter'.
It made you frown, cows voted down, yet took off quickly. No comment! Whassat?
Come back, oh please berate un-P.C. propaganda.
Won't you woodenly justify the way you voted, Zander?
I guess not, you're all older cows who are bald. I'm Brattoni!
Your blatant flow of 'naught' and 'zip' for comments shows you're baloney.
When gaily clicking that 1... Ow! You should pee off, it's pitiful.
You're not clever being a voter, rather please be critical.
See, what irks me the most is I can't do shit to my song.
Snitch to me, mong! Reveal to me what's so flippin' wrong!
Cuz I share all typed mistakes, trying to help those I visit.
No elfish snitch, my notes and others' turn your head to a glitch.
December's 'Think Pee's In Strife' has the revelled shrift on girl's pee.
I just thought, I am glad. Can't you satirise me?

McFlurry Farmer. What revelance was that, Lu-ke?
You not content with wasted time?
Well, then, fight! I'm pleadin': jot a comment.
I said furry pyjamas. They're what I wear as I sp-oof.
Please better my mistakes. Take flight,
AmIRight, after leavin' a comment!
No offense to Guy, you're just an epitome of success. *fawn!*

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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User Comments

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EmiLoca - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen! I was nearly in tears reading this, and it's so true...all 5's and keep on keepin' on!
neminem - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
*Very* nice! I have a few of those myself. Ok... this line needs to go down in the annals of AmiRight history for being absolutely perfectly-phrased: "Not proud of a 1 / But Id rather get just zip with helpful notes than 5s without none." You get fives.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankyou thankyou! See, people, it wasn't that hard! I think it will create a nice flow of karma if you go and comment on everyone who comments on yours, so I'm off to visit some of Emiloca and neminem's ingenious works. (Obviously ingenious if they have the intellect to visit here in the first place!) Join the bandwagon if you wish to also want to know why your ego is continually decimated with smatterings of 1's and 2's.
austritalian_stallion - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
wickid!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, austritalian_stallion. Do you have any parodies here?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, that's a random. And who are the bums deliberately not jotting a comment? Not funny! Not funny! *beetroot complexion whilst guffawing on the inside*
Adagio - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Says completely what I think. 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio!
Johnny D - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) This rap speaks for me as well.
Melhi - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
abc -- yep, it's long alright! ;)
Meriadoc - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) That was frikkin' brilliant! I had to read it thru 3 times to get a feel for the pacing, but it was all spot on!
John Jenkins - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
There are some references, such as "McFlurry Farmer," that I don't understand, and I don't think I will ever appreciate double negatives; but this parody has some very clever rhyming and makes some very good points about voting and commenting.
martha - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
truly an epic well said! 5s
Spaff.com - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
No comment.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi, Meriadoc, John and Martha. The 'McFlurry Farmer' phrase is followed by 'what relevance was that Luke?' so I was sort of joking about my own lame attempt to find Feminine Rhyme for 'sorry mumma'. As for Spaff... you little... why I oughta... *sigh*
The Invincible - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a very good parody, for more than one reason. the pacing was perfect and it is extremely funny. I laughed until I laughed some more, and then I continued to laugh, and it goes on. Great work, 555. Still laughing.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
From here to ever laughter, eh?
Silver Power - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
another great one from my man Luke
Lauren - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
That was good, especially since its a pretty hard song to pardody. What with all the inverted rhymes. And you even mangaged to change all the words :D
Agrimorfee - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
(Rap #1) I'm surprised you picked this song, Jakers. I could have sworn I have seen other songs from you better than this one. This one was a bit on the incomprehensible side for me, sadly. Must be the American in me. It kinda reminds me of a Kool Keith track...and his stuff was way too bizarro for me to get.
Invincibizzle Fo' Shizzle - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
My above comment stands as it is. I still laugh while reading this parody, and believe me, I'm not the laughing type. This parody takes a very great deal of delicious humor, and throws in a speck of relevancy to the site, which is great because rap music was originally intended to deliver a message (well, actually that came along a few years later, but the idea is the same.) Anyway, I already voted on this parody, but since it probably got deleted, I stand by the straight fives.
Claude Prez - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Makes me wish I knew the song. Clearly an achievement; fun to read and of course very true.
Johnny D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(Rap) See above....plus, I got a kick out of "Come back, oh please berate un-P.C. propaganda. Won't you woodenly justify the way you voted, Zander?"
martha - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
see remarks above ,,, excellent stuff
Jeff Reuben - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job Luke.
RAP PARODY COMPETITION SILVER MEDAL - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
2nd place
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,3686.0.html
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
*sigh*
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem148.shtml

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