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Song Parodies -> "Without The CP"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without The CP"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Two compact discs bust inside the CP,
inside the PC, inside the PC.
Two compact discs bust inside the CP,
inside the PC, inside the PC.

"You've got mail!"

Who's a hack, hacking now
Chip's a hack, e-mail a friend
He's a hack, he's a hack,
he's a hack, he's a hack,
he's a hack, he's a hack,
he's a hack...

I've created a file, from Microsoft Word
See Windows no more they think its absurd
I'm the new Bill Gates
Well if you want Chip, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of stock mixed with two hard drives
Some viruses that will destroy your old comupter
Then a shockwave system, you know that is newer
The internet shows me when my favorite movies are at
When I'm surfin the net while I am still downloading that
I waited this long to get Juno or AOL
Cuz I'm curious, I'm now debating on Juno and NetZero
I know hackin is just like slackin
But the hackin is fun causing probs in the net
So Enron thinks they'll shut me down
Or let be me so let me see
They tried to download images on MTV
But it feels so empty without TNT
So come onboard, insert your floppy disc
Fly into the internet and visit the websites
And get ready cuz this 3 's about to die out
And it's now all info and just a bit too much, "Need to go CompUSA!"

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just play on the PC
But then you can go type on the keys,
Cuz it feels so empty without the CP
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just play on the PC
But then you can go type on the keys,
Cuz it feels so empty without the CP

Little sinuses, kids know they're viruses
Dissapointed, their computer is as old as Elvis
They start feeling like internet is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "fixed"
A presario, presario's are good, could do a lot carryin,
Pollutin' the net with SPAM
That ain't right, it should be so clean
In the fact that the government hasn't helped us in techno
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For hackers to see nuttin to hack on and if you want a website go make it
Well I'm back (* Dialing Noise*) fix your broken speakers
Tune up the volume, don't make them weaker
In the front of your screen is a background
The center of attention, forget about sound
It's the internet, the best thing since Germany
Infecting your computer is a little red wormy
It said "I am a red worm virus"
Feel the tension soon as the dweeb talked
Here's my 10 websites 2 cents a minute
A virus, who sent it, was it the government?

Chorus 2x

A tisk-it a task-it,
I got it the red worm virus outta my good high tech CP
I hope you know that hackers are the smartest, (oh yeah!)
Worse than the viruses is a fed attack,
And software can get you in big trouble
Now I'm 36 years old, hacker, ready to go on the double
I only did one hack attack, or maybe a couple
It's crazy, it's crazy, it's like a hard play in football
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new websites
I've been a hacker, ever since I was a teen
Ever since that day my hard drive was in place
But then the internet smacked me in the face,
Information all thrown down the Recycle Bin
So this means I'm over, please no
But its just time that I drop out of techno
Though I'm the first king of clicking the key
I am now just gonna play games on Miniclip,
Or go to Got Laughs or maybe skip
And use it to get myself wealthy
I'll be the biggest game freak in the net
20 million other gamers I'm better than, yep
But no matter how many gamers there are in the country
It'll be so sad not hacking on my CP

Chorus 2x

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

"AOL!"

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