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Song Parodies -> "Independent Cow & Pig"

Original Song Title:

"Independent Women Part I"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Independent Cow & Pig"

Parody Written by:

Jamaal Thomas

The Lyrics

This Is About Chicago's Moo & Oink
Yo, I Am going to talk about Four stores in the chicagoland area and it's
Moo & Oink, Come on
Uh uh uh

Question: What Store has The best quality
go to 71st & stony island and you'll see it
And on 82nd & racine
And Also on madison and 183rd & hazel crest
Question: would you ever wave for catfish
How about scream for ribs
and you see the cow & pig dancing in the commercial
You'll Have the best food ever

Roast Beef and rib tips
I've bought it
Pork Chops
I've bought it
Beef and pork
I've bought it
'Cause I like it all
If I wanted the food you have
I'll buy it
The food that I'll have
I've bought it
the food that i'll eat
I've bought it
I like moo & oink
(i like moo & oink)


Wave For Catfish, Scream For Ribs
Come To Moo & Oink
Whistle For Chicken Wings, get the best
Come To Moo & Oink
Want Some Roast beef, burgers
Come To Moo & Oink
pork loins, ground beef
Come To Moo & Oink

Moo & oink I didn't know your food tastes so good
Moo & Oink, how your food tastes so good
Moo & Oink I didn't know your food tastes so good
Moo & Oink, how your food tastes so good

Tell me how you feel about this
Did you go to the store i requested
I bought the required things for a cookout
people, it ain't easy unless you look at the cow & pig on the sign
Question: How'd you know moo & oink have a jingle
the jingle has been played since 1982(moo & oink! moo moo moo!)
If you're gonna brag about a store let it be moo & oink
Depend on no other grocery store

Roast Beef and rib tips
I've bought it
Pork Chops
I've bought it
Beef and pork
I've bought it
'Cause I like it all
If I wanted the food you have
I'll buy it
The food that I'll have
I've bought it
the food that i eat
I've bought it
I like moo & oink
(i like moo & oink)

Moo & Oink, Baby!
Wave For Catfish, Scream For Ribs
Come To Moo & Oink
Whistle For Chicken Wings, get the best
Come To Moo & Oink
Want Some Roast beef, burgers
Come To Moo & Oink
pork loins, ground beef
Come To Moo & Oink

Moo & oink I didn't know your food tastes so good
Moo & Oink, how your food tastes so good
Moo & Oink I didn't know your food tastes so good
Moo & Oink, how your food tastes so good
Wassup?
nuttin much!
I'ma break these people off moo & oink style

Barry Found this Company
and if you need to go to a store
Where Should You Go
Mooooooo & Oink!


Moo & Oink, Baby!
Wave For Catfish, Scream For Ribs
Come To Moo & Oink
Whistle For Chicken Wings, get the best
Come To Moo & Oink
Want Some Roast beef, burgers
Come To Moo & Oink
pork loins, ground beef
Come To Moo & Oink

Moo & Oink I didn't know your food tastes so good
Moo & Oink, how your food tastes so good
(repeat until fade)

Voiceover Guy:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO & OINK!

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