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Song Parodies -> "Shave My Legs"

Original Song Title:

"Say My Name"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Shave My Legs"

Parody Written by:

M!KEY

The Lyrics

(Chorus)
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy,
and really really scary
Like a big forest
Shave my legs, shave my legs
I'm getting really hairy
Started getting manly
When I was only ten

Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy,
and really really scary
Just like a big forest
Shave my legs, shave my legs
I'm getting really hairy
Started getting manly
Better shave my legs!

(verse 1)
You know other day you look at them
You would say
"Baby why's the amazon,
Growing on your legs?"
Every other word is
Ew, Erm... Okay,
Could it be that you,
Cheat on me cause I'm so manly?
If I shaved it off
let me be the one to say,
I am not the one
To sit around being hairy
So prove this fact to me,
Do those waz strips realy help?
Why the hell did you
Buy a razor for my birthday.

(Bridge)
I know its not my fault I have hairy legs
Hormones up and down down thats the way it seems
That cant be the reason why you call me shrek
If nobody's gonna wax my legs for me
Cause I know I usually do
Everytime I see your face all the hairs come through
Why can't you just help me prove?
I know I'm hairy but I aint no man

(Chorus)

(Verse2)
What is up with this?
Shaved my legs,
Now you say ?
''You have a huge monobrow
can I pluck em for ya babe"
Don't try to change it now
Saying you gotta pluck
When two seconds ago
You said you were glad I had a shave.
It's hard to believe that you,
Had the nerve, to come up
When I just eroded my leg
Waxed and shaved the forest clean off my leg
Just this question why...
Do you feel I gotta plunk?
Just dont guess my luck
when I just shaved my legs

(bridge)
I know its not my fault I have hairy legs
Hormones up and down down thats the way it seems
That cant be the reason why you call me shrek
If nobody's gonna wax my legs for me
Cause I know I usually do
Everytime I see your face all the hairs come through
Why can't you just help me prove?
I know I'm hairy but I aint no man

(chorus)

(where my trolls at)

Hair-hair-hair-ry..hair
(can you say that? c'mon)
Hair-hair-hair-hair
Hair-hair-hair-hair
Hair-hair-hair ...ry

Hair-hair-hair-hair hair-hair-hair-hair (reapeat)
(break it down)
Maaaaaannnnnnllllyyyyyyy!
(Hair hair ry)
(dc shave it off now c'mon)

(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS 2x)

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Duplicate alert - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
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Royce Miller - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know original song, so it's really not very honest of me to vote, but I did; I was just thinking that you and Malcolm Higgins would write one heck of a hair parody together--
M!KEY - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh dear, I didnt know someone had the same idea... Mines better though lol

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