Song Parodies -> Chubby Girl

Original Song Title:

"Nasty Girl"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

  
Parody Song Title:

"Chubby Girl"

Parody Written by:

Erin Brown

Just another parody about Prof. Umbridge, a.k.a. Satan. If you will, imagine three geeky Hogwarts girls, one Gryffindor, one Ravenclaw, and one Slytherin, talking amongst each other, distraught over the recent banning of their favorite magazine, "The Quibbler." They begin making fun of Umbridge, when suddenly, the Gryffindor girl begins singing this song, soon joined by her two friends.
You's a chubby (chubby) Tubby (chubby)
Hungry (chubby) Fat-ass (chubby)

Chubby get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You ain't gon' lose weight without no Slim Fast, I told ya
What, girl, you weighin' 'bout seven hundred pounds, I told ya
These men don't want no fat female, they don't want none of that, female, you chubby girl

Chubby get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You ain't gon' lose weight without no Slim Fast, I told ya
What, girl, you weighin' 'bout seven hundred pounds, I told ya
These men don't want no fat female, they don't want none of that, female, you chubby girl

Eatin' that food, mincemeat and pie, lookin' all fat and chubby.
Not at all slim, she could rival Tim, there ain't no question, she's tubby
Fatty, get some Slim Fast, I told ya
To get off yo' ass and get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You chubby girl, you chubby you tubby
You fat-ass girl, you pudgy you hungry
I ain't never met a girl that eats the way that you do
You don't get on a diet, you'll die really soon
Get some Slim Fast girl

Chubby get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You ain't gon' lose weight without no Slim Fast, I told ya
What, girl, you weighin' 'bout seven hundred pounds, I told ya
These men don't want no fat female, they don't want none of that, female, you chubby girl

Chubby get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You ain't gon' lose weight without no Slim Fast, I told ya
What, girl, you weighin' 'bout seven hundred pounds, I told ya
These men don't want no fat female, they don't want none of that, female, you chubby girl

Her mouth's full of food. and that's pretty rude, fat from Muir Island to Bristol.
She's on a fridge raid, this time, I'm afraid, she'll eat all of Hogwarts Castle.
Chubby, now you weigh seven hundred pounds
Your chair gives weigh whenever you sit down
Eatin' the meat, eatin' the cheese, eats every edible thing she sees
Don't have enough food, so she's in a mood. She'll probably eat the House Elves.
Chubby, you don't need no more jelly rolls.
Chubby, where the heck is your self control?

Hard...for women like me who try to take care of their body
You make it hard...for girls like myself who control themselves
And can stop eating
You chubby girl, you chubby, you tubby
You hungry girl, you pudgy, you hungry
F-A-T-T-Y ya fatty, T-U-B-B-Y ya tubby
Girl, you're W-I-D-E, get some Slim Fast!

Chubby get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You ain't gon' lose weight without no Slim Fast, I told ya
What, girl, you weighin' 'bout seven hundred pounds, I told ya
These men don't want no fat female, they don't want none of that, female, you chubby girl

Chubby get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You ain't gon' lose weight without no Slim Fast, I told ya
What, girl, you weighin' 'bout seven hundred pounds, I told ya
These men don't want no fat female, they don't want none of that, female, you chubby girl

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh [Repeat]
You so chubby girl, you so...you so chubby girl
You so chubby girl, you so...you so chubby girl
Get some Slim Fast girl!

Chubby get some Slim Fast, I told ya
You ain't gon' lose weight without no Slim Fast, I told ya
What, girl, you weighin' 'bout seven hundred pounds, I told ya
These men don't want no fat female, they don't want none of that, female, you chubby girl

You so chubby, chubby, chubby, chubby chubby, girl...
Tim is my friend's colorguard coach, who is fat, and is basically Umbridge, only a guy.
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Don't insult my favorite teacher! *runs to report this*

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