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Song Parodies -> "Johnnie Walker"

Original Song Title:

"Emotions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Johnnie Walker"

Parody Written by:

Peter Ordep

The Lyrics

Johnnie Walker

I was coming back home
After party with some friends all night
And who was the drunk one, I don't know
With who I slept last night

And who is this ugly, with me in my bed?
Tears on my pillow coz she's such a big pig
I'm kicking her ass, I'm not going to date her
"You'll never see me drunk again"

In a bottle I know what's that
It's Johnnie Walker taking me over
I'm telling stupid things
Seeing two of you
But if I don't drink more
Drink more with me, darling
Johnnie Walker don't let you insane at the firsts cups, I might
Think that Johnnie Walker don't let you stupid at the firsts cups
Walker.... Walker

There's beer at your side,
Everybody want you to get more
But you've got to drink only good stuff
You've got to find your Johnnie Walker

And who is this ugly, with me in my bed?
Tears on my pillow coz she's such a big pig
I'm kicking her ass, I'm not going to date her
"You'll never see me drunk again"

In a bottle I know what's that
It's Johnnie Walker taking me over
I'm telling stupid things
Seeing two of you
But if I don't drink more
Drink more with me, darling
Johnnie Walker don't let you insane at the firsts cups, I might
Think that Johnnie Walker don't let you stupid at the firsts cups
Walker.... Walker

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tiana - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
yall need to stop hatin on dc3 and start aprciating the example there making for everyone yall people are so rude those are good songs they wrote and dont u make fun u know what when yall people become as big as them then u can write all the stupid songs in the world so when u finally quit mcdonalds thn come see me!!!!!!!1

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