What game takes a devil out to sea
Plays the Ride of the Valkyries
Has all the white flags in every round
Makes the shooter do the (sfx: zap zap) sound?

Call it Satan's Hollow
The game that's right for you
Got some minion shooting to do
Then beat Satan with the pitchfork holding
If you want to hear about it, go ahead & sing

(chorus)
All the players playing Satan's Hollow
Shoot the minions at them
And all my 1st-time players
Shoot the minions at them

And all the job-making people
Shoot the minions at them
And all the athlete ballers
Shoot the minions at them

If you feel it, shoot controller
Where the minions at?
It you feel it?
Where my ladies?
Where my gentlemen?
Where my athletes?
Where all my kids at?

Work the controller from right to left
Lose 3 or 4 lives and you get death
Build a bridge just to get to the end
Once you start playing, the real fight begins

(repeat last 4 lines and chorus)

Wagner had a opera he wrote
Use Tron-like joystick to take control
Devil's head will fire out his mouth
Once the bridge is built, you can get out

If you build a bridge to the end, I congratulate you
If you beat the devil with forks, I congratulate you
Do it like a good gamer does to you
If you get over 10k, I congratulate you

(repeat chorus)

Doesn't matter if you're a girl or boy
Satan's Hollow is the extremist game for you
I thought you knew, yeah
And I hope it's at your arcade too, yeah

(repeat chorus)