Song Parodies -> I Hate That Song Called Survivor

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Hate That Song Called Survivor"

Parody Written by:

Master Manilla D.

Now that this song is out of my life
I feel so much better
You thought that I'd be blue without you
But I'm tha happiest
You thought that I'd be stinky without you
But I smell better
You thought that I'd be loveless without you
But I'm lovely.
You thought I wouldn't smoke without you
Now I'm doozin'
Though that I'd be slower without you
But I'm racin'
You thought that I'd be losin' without you
But I'm winnin'
You thought that I would sit without you
But I'm excitin'


I hate that song survivor (What?)
I'm gonna throw up (Huh?)
I am so sick of it(Eh?)
Get me a big @$$ cup (Que?)
I hate that song survivor (What?)
MTV Plays it over and over(Vas?)
Get rid of it (Yeah?)
Too bad b****, give me some Power. (Blah?)



I hate that song survivor (What?)
I'm gonna throw up (Huh?)
I am so sick of it(Eh?)
Get me a big @$$ cup (Que?)
I hate that song survivor (What?)
MTV Plays it over and over (Vas?)
Get rid of it (Yeah?)
Too bad b****, give me some Power. (Blah?)


Thought I couldn't breathe without
I'm inhaling
You thought I couldn't fear without you
I'm not Stalin.
You thought I couldn't steal without you
I'm stealin.
You thought that I wouldn't dive without you
I'm swimmin'.
Thought I would succeed without you
Why'm I on top?
Thought this song would be over by now
Why won't it stop?
Thought that I would blow yourself up
But I'm still alive
Thought you'd be dead by now
But Can I survive?

I hate that song Survivor (What?)
It makes me throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance to it(Eh?)
Even when I see the video (Que?)
I hate that song Survivor (What?)
MTV plays it over and over (Vas?)
Get rid of it (Yeah?)
Too bad b****, give me some power. (Blah?)

I hate that song survivor (What?)
I'm gonna throw up (Huh?)
I am so sick of it(Eh?)
Get me a big @$$ cup (Que?)
I hate that song survivor (What?)
MTV Plays it over and over(Vas?)
Get rid of it (Yeah?)
Too bad b****, give me some power. (Blah?)

For the cause of this song, Destiny's child must die,
Pray that they will cry,
Bring you lots of sighs, and flies, and no Denys,
(I'm better than that)
Never wished of your birth,
(I'm better than that)
I'm gon f*** you over, and your family
(I'm not better than that)
I'm gonna ruin your song off the face of the earth,
(I'm not better than that)
I'm gonna sing about your insanity
(I'm not better than that)
You know this stupid singing's going on too long
Can someone put an end to this stupid song?

I hate that song survivor (What?)
I'm gonna throw up (Huh?)
I am so sick of it(Eh?)
Get me a big @$$ cup (Que?)
I hate that song survivor (What?)
MTV Plays it over and over(Vas?)
Get rid of it, or (Yeah?)
Too bad b****, give me some power. (Blah?)


I hate that song survivor (What?)
I'm gonna throw up (Huh?)
I am so sick of it(Eh?)
Get me a big @$$ cup (Que?)
I hate that song survivor (What?)
MTV Plays it over and over(Vas?)
Get rid of it, or (Yeah?)
Too bad b****, give me some power. (Blah?)



(Beyonce)
Oh (oh) oh (oh)...

After of all of the Stinking and not rhyming
Soon comes a part that makes sense,
If I surround my self with negative things
Maybe I won't kill somebody over this stupid song!

I hate that song survivor (What?)
I'm gonna throw up (Huh?)
I am so sick of it(Eh?)
Get me a big @$$ cup (Que?)
I hate that song survivor (What?)
MTV Plays it over and over(Vas?)
Get rid of it, or (Yeah?)
Too bad b****, give me some Power. (Blah?)

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