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Song Parodies -> "Divisible"

Original Song Title:

"Invisible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Clay Aiken

Parody Song Title:

"Divisible"

Parody Written by:

Tasapio

The Lyrics

Divisible

Whatcha' doin' tonight
I wish you could be my tutor in math
Do you study alone?
Please come and help me
I can't recall the value of pi (so tell me)
You could tell me it's three point one four one five nine

Teach me what's divisible
'Cause it could just help my grades improve
That fraction's reducible
I'll do some math tonight!
The theorem's derivable
Put it in terms I can understand
I will be a smarter man
I'll learn what's divisible
Wait...I already am

Calculus can confound
I call out your name
My logic's unsound
I keep trying the steps
Help me calculate
Wish I could solve the value of y
Wish you could touch me with the numbers in your mind

Teach me what's divisible
'Cause it could just help my grades improve
That fraction's reducible
I'll do some math tonight!
The theorem's derivable
Put it in terms I can understand
I will be a smarter man
I'll learn what's divisible
Wait...I already am
(I'll do some math tonight)
Divisible (I'll do some math tonight)

How 'bout
Giving answers to me?
You tell me there's no doubt
That won't really help me (it won't help me)
Is the angle an obtuse?
Can't find the hypotenuse
Divisible ...divisible...divisible...divisible...divisible...divisible

Teach me what's divisible
'Cause it could just help my grades improve
That fraction's reducible
I'll do some math tonight!
The theorem's derivable (theorem)
Put it in terms I can understand
I will be a smarter man
I'll learn what's divisible (I'll do some math tonight)
I'll learn what's divisible (I'll do some math tonight)
I'll learn what's divisible (I'll do some math tonight)
I'll learn what's divisible...(I'll do some math tonight)
I'll learn what's divisible...(I'll do some math tonight)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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ParodyKeet - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hope this parody inspires some of Clay Aiken's admirers to excel in their studies.
Candy Cane - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
alright, first of all Clay is mostly likely smarter than you since he's out there making tons of money and you're sitting at home on your butt writing songs about Clay's lack of intelligence. Second of all, Clay went to college, got his degree while on american idol. I highly doubt you even have an associate's degree!!
Lauren (H!) - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Candy Cane - I doubt that the writer is attacking Clay's intelligence. Anyway...the pacing on this was excellent and I like the OS as well as your version...I'm good at math but I will probably still sing this song on occasion :) 555

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