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Song Parodies -> "Missiles"
Original Song Title:
"Miss You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blink 182
Parody Song Title:
"Missiles"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Not really meant to be funny, but we Aussies have been dragged in to the Bush crap and I enjoy how truthful satire can be.
Hell o'er there.
With danger every night, yeah.
The bad guys live underground for the war.
They're prospecting for victims.
By wrecking all the valleys.
Citizens hide out in alleys in Iraq.
Osama's taunting: "Find me.
You shallow heathen west'ners.
And is this fighting all that you got? Hell!
Just drop a million shells."
(Missiles, missiles) X2
Fair taboo. To cite: 'munch curry'.
Cuz Middle-Eastern references cause fright.
We send in buddies with grenades.
These sixty marchers.
Come creeping up to launch at the bad guys.
With mint precision, they're all doomed.
Moved on from rabbit season.
When we go home we'll be swollen with pride.
(They swell from cyanide.)
Don't waste your mines, claim meat. Are all
Terrorist boys entirely dead?
(From missiles, missiles.)
Restrain no strikes, be free! Ignite
Incendiaries: a fire bed.
(From missiles, missiles.)
*Instrumental*
No haste, missiles can't be recalled.
Steady, strafe noise can make you deaf.
(From missiles, missiles.)
Hooray! We triumphed, freed Iraq.
Pity their people cried and fled.
(From missiles, missiles.)
With danger every night, yeah.
The bad guys live underground for the war.
They're prospecting for victims.
By wrecking all the valleys.
Citizens hide out in alleys in Iraq.
Osama's taunting: "Find me.
You shallow heathen west'ners.
And is this fighting all that you got? Hell!
Just drop a million shells."
(Missiles, missiles) X2
Fair taboo. To cite: 'munch curry'.
Cuz Middle-Eastern references cause fright.
We send in buddies with grenades.
These sixty marchers.
Come creeping up to launch at the bad guys.
With mint precision, they're all doomed.
Moved on from rabbit season.
When we go home we'll be swollen with pride.
(They swell from cyanide.)
Don't waste your mines, claim meat. Are all
Terrorist boys entirely dead?
(From missiles, missiles.)
Restrain no strikes, be free! Ignite
Incendiaries: a fire bed.
(From missiles, missiles.)
*Instrumental*
No haste, missiles can't be recalled.
Steady, strafe noise can make you deaf.
(From missiles, missiles.)
Hooray! We triumphed, freed Iraq.
Pity their people cried and fled.
(From missiles, missiles.)
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Talk about good karma flow. Being a 'nucular' American myself, I can't say I'm too proud of "the Bush crap", so this gave me a good, hearty chuckle. I like how you changed the words around for the chorus, not many people do that. I literally bust a gut on "When we go home we’ll be swollen with pride.(They swell from cyanide.)". Wasn't meant to be funny my foot! Straight 5's, dude.
Cheers, I try my bloody best to always have variation between choruses, I seriously thought my Luke Yourself choruses outdid Eminem himself in rhyming, but votes say otherwise. In retrospect I chortle heartily aswell over the swelling from pride and cyanide. ('My foot' also amuses my small mind)
i liked it. the rabbit season bit was the best
Yes! YES! THIS IS A PUNK ROCK PARODY! THIS IS MORE THAN GOOD, IT'S GRRRREAT!
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