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Song Parodies -> "Torture my Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Larger Than Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Torture my Wife"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Bennett

The Lyrics

Another installment to my "Wife Saga"
You will f**king die
While i'm snapping your neck, alright
but let me tell you how
there is price you have to pay, tonight
All of your blood spilt till you see li-i-i-i-i-ight

All my lawyers can't you see, i can't pay
all this sh*t is affecting my anxiety
can't you f**king drown
that would save my life
and that makes me torture my wife

Ripping out your throat
and i watch the fluids spray, oh yea
wishing i could kill you in different ways, but oh well
all of our lives spent, all was a li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ie

All my lawyers can't you see, i can't pay
all this sh*t is affecting my anxiety
can't you f**king drown
that would save my life
and that makes me torture my wife
torture my wife

All of our lives spent, all was a Li-i-i-i-i-i-ie

All my lawyers can't you see, i can't pay
all this sh*t is affecting my anxiety
can't you f**king drown
that would save my life
and that makes me torture my wife

Yea the chainsaws pretty loud
Yea this would end your life
and thats why i torture my wife

All my lawyers can't you see, i can't pay
all this s**t is affecting my anxiety
can't you f**king drown
that would save my life
and that makes me torture
and that makes me torture
and that make me torture my wi-i-i-i-i-ife
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