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Song Parodies -> "Curator Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Curator Boy"

Parody Written by:

Count Nobbus

The Lyrics

He's the Curator Boy, i.e. he works at a museum. Could it be any more obvious? Yeah, I just thought we really needed another Sk8er Boi Parody...
he was a boy, worked at the museum
his title was quite obvious

he loved old bones, she thought he was gay
'cause he assembled bones all day

he really liked her, but she couldnt tell
if secretly he wanted to rebel

all of his friends went to museum shows
but she couldnt stand his boring clothes

cause he was curator boy, she wanted to mate that boy
but he was too boring for her
she had a pretty face, but she looked out of place
at the dinosaur museum

five years from now, she follows him home
she secretly followed
he thought he was alone

he turns on TV
guess what he sees
a dinosaur documentary

curator boy's friends are all in the know
theyve got tickets to the museum show

she tags along, and hangs around
to watch that boy wearing brown

he's the curator boy, she didnt hate that boy
but he was too boring for her
how he has a sports car
puffing on his cigar
on his way home from the museum

he's the curator boy, she wanted to mate that boy
but he was too boring for her
how he has a sports car
puffing on his cigar
on his way home from the museum

that skater girl missed out
that boy's at the museum now

bones and skeletons are his friends
at his work thats what he mends

too bad that girl didnt see
curator boy was meant to be

he has dinosaurs inside
he's obsessed and thats no lie

he was a boy, worked at the museum
his title was quite obvious

dinosaurs are his love, as you have heard
that museum is his whole world

he's that curator boy, she wanted to mate that boy
she went to the museum each day
he is still wearing brown
curator boy is renown
the best curator ever, they say
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