-> "Keepin' Disney's Head On Ice"
Original Song Title:
"Keepin' Halloween Alive"
Parody Song Title:
"Keepin' Disney's Head On Ice"
"We'll keep this animator's mind in a cooler we can find!"
Think that Disney's dead dude?! That's make-believe!
Made the films of yesteryear and we're freezin' his genes!
We'll modify his kidneys when we're deep under Main Street
When he wakes up he'll swear when there's Minions on the screen!
Don't think I'm joking! It's true he's frozen!
We're keeping Walt Disney on ice till there's speaking mice!
Don't think I'm tokin! Ghost isn't floatin!
Microwave his crown and reanimate this clown!
Flicks are twisted things Bambi's venison meat
Once a glacier now he shambles but his brain's incomplete
Watch Walt chug a flask and call Snow White a whore
Scrapped his light blue complexion, Has cold showers no more
Think something's broken! Cigarette smokin'!
We kept that Walt Disney on ice and his nerves were spliced!
He's Dumbo poachin' and Donald's roastin'!
Made the kids all frown should have shoved him in the ground!
Fans are stunned, Never died cause we just kept his skull freeze-dried!
With our gear cooked his rear now with Gaston he chugs beer!
He's not wormy in the earth cause he's back and full of mirth!
Movies... he'll pop...
The mic... he'll drop... Whoa... whoa...
He's back on top... WITH CARTOONS!!!
His eyes are rollin' when "Planes" is scrollin'
Now Walt Disney's back alive and he's hit his strive!
Oscar he's holdin'! It's bright and golden!
He watched that "Bee-Movie" hive, Nearly gouged his eyes!
Watched those boobs bouncin' while on Splash Mountain!
Brought Walt Disney back to life, That douchebag gave us strife!
Hear Minnie moanin'... Our minds are blowin'!
Since Walt is giving us a fright, Need to put him back on ice!
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