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Song Parodies -> "Keepin' Disney's Head On Ice"

Original Song Title:

"Keepin' Halloween Alive"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Keepin' Disney's Head On Ice"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This is for Peter Andersson's ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge (Week 9) hosted once again by me, Matthias! There's a rumor circulating around that Walt Disney really isn't dead, His head is just frozen and kept in the secret tunnels below the Magic Kingdom. This is what would happen (in my imagination) if you WOULD bring him back to life.
"We'll keep this animator's mind in a cooler we can find!"

Think that Disney's dead dude?! That's make-believe!
Made the films of yesteryear and we're freezin' his genes!
We'll modify his kidneys when we're deep under Main Street
When he wakes up he'll swear when there's Minions on the screen!

Don't think I'm joking! It's true he's frozen!
We're keeping Walt Disney on ice till there's speaking mice!
Don't think I'm tokin! Ghost isn't floatin!
Microwave his crown and reanimate this clown!

Flicks are twisted things Bambi's venison meat
Once a glacier now he shambles but his brain's incomplete
Watch Walt chug a flask and call Snow White a whore
Scrapped his light blue complexion, Has cold showers no more

Think something's broken! Cigarette smokin'!
We kept that Walt Disney on ice and his nerves were spliced!
He's Dumbo poachin' and Donald's roastin'!
Made the kids all frown should have shoved him in the ground!

Fans are stunned, Never died cause we just kept his skull freeze-dried!
With our gear cooked his rear now with Gaston he chugs beer!
He's not wormy in the earth cause he's back and full of mirth!
Movies... he'll pop...
The mic... he'll drop... Whoa... whoa...
"Emoji" flopped
He's back on top... WITH CARTOONS!!!

His eyes are rollin' when "Planes" is scrollin'
Now Walt Disney's back alive and he's hit his strive!
Oscar he's holdin'! It's bright and golden!
He watched that "Bee-Movie" hive, Nearly gouged his eyes!

Watched those boobs bouncin' while on Splash Mountain!
Brought Walt Disney back to life, That douchebag gave us strife!
Hear Minnie moanin'... Our minds are blowin'!
Since Walt is giving us a fright, Need to put him back on ice!


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Peter Andersson - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Makes you wonder if Disney played head games with us when they came up with that "Frozen" movie. Good job with the internal rhymes.
Claude Prez - October 29, 2017 - Report this comment
This was fun -- lots of clever subs to the original; can't believe I didn't think of "kidneys" myself; that would've been way better in my parody too. Liked all the references to recent Disney movies too. As I mentioned before, this was a great, fast-paced song choice with lots of good rhyming opportunities -- a good one to play while you read along.
Matthias - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! Claude: Not all of those movies were done by Disney but they're some of the WORST animated movies released recently.
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I got the joke how the bad animated movies could make Disney pissed off enough to return from the dead! You shoulda had him murder Robert Iger as the final revenge! Great rhymes all around (kidneys/kiddies especially). Sorry for coming so late to the Halloween party. 555

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