Song Parodies -> Burger King

Original Song Title:	"Miss Murder"
Original Performer:	AFI

Parody Song Title:	"Burger King"
Parody Written by:	S.T.G.

About that fast food joint down the street.

I want Burger King now!
I want Burger King now!
Get it for me, don't care how.
Want some fries, oh.

Down in my gut's a rut,
A rumbly in my tummy.
Looking for food to stuff my mouth.

McDonald's food is dry,
And Rally's makes me cry.
I'll go out for a drive,
To get some meat and fries.

I want Burger King now!
I want Burger King now!
Get it for me, don't care how.
Want some fries, oh.

(Yum!)

Come's out in flash,
So fast.
I'm hungry with the munchies.
Whoppers won't last,
A minute-with me.

Pizza Hut's not that right.
And Taco Bell's not fine.
I'll starve and then I'll die,
Unless I get french fries.

I want Burger King now!
I want Burger King now!
Get it for me, don't care how.
Want some fries, oh.

I want a Combo 5, supersized, hot and ready.
I will be eating it within a minute.
At the cost of five bucks it is sure damn tasty food.
Pass the ketchup....please!

All the other joints can shove their food up somewhere bad,
Burger King will make me laugh and smile.
Chilling with King and eating yummy goody food,
Then I go home to a nice and comfy bed with him!!!!!!!!!

I want Burger King now!
I want Burger King now!
Get it for me, don't care how.
Want some fries, oh.
I want Burger King now!
I want Burger King now!
Get it for me, don't care how.
Want some fries, oh.

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The Charnstar - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but I do like this parody, so I'll give you 5's anyway, 5-5-5

daniel - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment

why are u wasting your time with a parody of a stupid afi song st...D(original I know)

me - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment

so u can hunt me down and kill me mailing addres:po box 432 tuolumne ca 95379 street adress 18850(ithink it is a red house) ceader st. tuolumne phone# (209)928-5925 so there u go u can hunt me down and kill me with eaze now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment

i figured i would save u time and efort!!!!,std(that never gets old)

daniel - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment

for those of u who don't know what i am talking about i went to all of stds parodys and called him/her std insted of stg

me - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment

there is a , between think and it in my first comment

daniel - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Remember when I said AFI sucked, well I was just kidding. I SUCK!!! EGGS TO BE PRESISE!!!(I misspelled presise cause I'm so STUPID!!!!)

DANIEL THE PISSED OFF - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment

u wanna play that game we will play!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joel Martinez - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Daniel, I'm sorry someone had to write that offensive comment, and said it was you. But FYE, I'm not that person, I don't even know who removed the first and second comment from my parody, okay? I don't know if it is a virus, or someone who's just a big fan of AFI. What I do know is that it is not me, I didn't even know AFI won that many awards, I just hear their songs for no apparent reason. So to ends this @#$% already, let me tell you it was not me who stole your identity and said bad stuff about you, okay?

Joel Martinez - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Fine! If it will make you feel better, I'll take all the blame for doing that crap and say it was me. All I wanted to do was post a parody that might have satisfied people who enjoy this band's music. But NOOOOOO, instead, I get a flamewar dealing with something I did not even know of. Let me make a few clear points to this: one, the only songs I know from afi are the ones i mentioned, THAT'S ALL! (though this song's the only song I was capable of getting the lyrics)2, mtv sucks! why would i watch the awards for a show that all it has is sitcoms and reality shows now?(fuse is better).therefore, go ahead and say what you want about me, hurt my feelings while you're at it, as long as it will make you happier. You might as well blame me also for starting 9/11 and the London Bombings!!!

daniel - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment

i don't thunk u started 9/11 or those london bombings and u take everythink to far! but if it will make u fell better i will blame u! and does anyone know where std is?

Iced Print - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment

*Sigh* since you guys won't find out EVER! I'll tell you: It was me! That's rite! I deleted Daniels 2 comments, and said I was him! Only cause he kept on saying AFI sucked (which it does not!) When someone says something bad about my favorite band, I have to take action! Joel of course is too much of a wuss to delete comments that say such things(or realize that MTV is a channel NOT A SHOW!!), so I had to do it! I don't mind you thinking AFI sucks, Daniel. But please, next time, take it out on someone who ACTUALLY likes AFI than someone wussy like Joel who only knows, how many? FIVE FREAKING SONGS! Okay?

Joel Martinez - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment

WUSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Joel Martinez - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment

And you say I take everythink to far!!! (at least according to your grammar)

daniel - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment

i'm back std!!!!!!!!

Iced Print - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

AFI SUCKS! EGGS TO BE PRECISE!

daniel - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment

no they suck something that rimes with sick and starts with a d

daniel - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment

whare the ellha areu std?

daniel - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

wow still no std wtf man?

Jonathan S. - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Uh, is anyone gonna actually comment on this parody? I thought it wasn't half bad. 544

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Song Parodies -> Burger King

"Miss Murder"

AFI

"Burger King"

S.T.G.

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