Spanish III Honors was easy for me
But there's a difference between four and three
I would be proud if I could just pull a C
I stare at my neighbor's test as I try to cheat...

There are no movies, no not this time,
There'll be no teachers trying to mime,
Just these hard tests, I find.
I'd do my homework, but I'm too weak,
Pray that my teacher doesn't ask me to speak,
Yo no quiero esta clase.

I cannot stay here, wish I could leave,
All of my answers are make believe.
Try to hide a cheat sheet under my sleeve,
But I was caught and given a detention.

There'll be no comfort in my teacher's voice
None of our tests are multiple choice
Just this harsh class, I find.
This time imperfect, or preterite?
I'd easily pass if I scooted a bit
A la izquierda esta el papel de mi amigo.

All the students taunt me,
All the students taunt me,
(el pluscuamperfecto o el imperfecto?)
All the students taunt me,
(all I know is the sentence begins with a 'yo')
On my transcript it'll haunt me...

Oh,
There are no basics taught in this class,
There used to be only one tense for the past,
But now there are fifteen.
And orals are killer, there's just no way
I stare at a picture; don't know what to say
"Solo tenemos dos minutos?" I ask.

Hay dos pruebas en solo un dia.

Yo creo que esta clase es mierda.