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Song Parodies -> "Silver & Gold"

Original Song Title:

"Silver & Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"Silver & Gold"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I came up with this because isn't there a song from Rudolph or something called "Silver and Gold"? Oh well. Enjoy it if you can.
It will be Christmas Day
When I open up presents
Who wants William Shatner's CD?

Now, go on Dasher and Prancer
Singing "Silver & Gold"
Rudolph with your nose so bright
It's cold...

Your sin Christmas Eve
Oh, no presents for you
I see you sleeping
And I know when you are awake
Me and my eight reindeer
Will drop on by for Christmas
You sin Christmas Eve
You sin Christmas Eve
Oh, no presents for you

Get the first season of "Wings,"
or Bill Murray's film, "Rushmore"
You can also get Shatner's CD
So my presents are wrapped in silver.
And yours are wrapped in gold.
Be good for goodness sake on Christmas Eve

My helpers are asleep
oh, this day has been long, now
My wife is asleep
And we just call her Mrs. Claus
You want a CD player?
You must be on my Nice List
I come when you sleep
I come when you sleep

Ho ho ho ho!
Go fall asleep for me
I'll give you toys
That you will soon have to unwrap
I'll Ho ho ho
Down the chimney I rose
(When) I rubbed my nose
I only ask you turn
To be nice and not mean
Or no presents for you, kid

My helpers are asleep
oh, this day has been long, now
My wife is asleep
And we just call her Mrs. Claus
You want a CD player?
You must be on my Nice List
I come when you sleep
I come when you sleep

My helpers are asleep
oh, this day has been long, now
My wife is asleep
And we just call her Mrs. Claus
You want a CD player?
You must be on my Nice List
I come when you sleep
I come when you.....
I come when you sleep
Or no presents for you!

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