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Song Parodies -> "The Cleaning Song Part II"

Original Song Title:

"The Leaving Song Part II"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"The Cleaning Song Part II"

Parody Written by:

Javey...*ahem*

The Lyrics

We were watching the video and thought it was rather overly dramatic, we thought it would be amusing if instead of jumping around like crazy ninjas and playing guitars, they could be doing something boring but really over dramatically. Hence, they're washing dishes. Note: Smith Puget is Jade's little brother and their tour manager and he's the one mentioned in the song. The first Spanish bit means "the cleaning fluid is under the sink" and the second means "this is worse than a boy's college dorm".
"The Cleaning Song Part II"
Don't waste your soap, you won't clean anything
Or were you sent to help me?
It smells too much, the vegan cheese is molding...
Because no one cleans the tour bus
El líquido limpio está bajo el fregadero
To... break down, and cease the grease
Wash now, what once was molding
Reach out, and you may take the dirt away
Smith opened the cabinet, and screamed in horror
For we hadn't cleaned the dishes
The last time we did it, it shined so beautifully
I think it was in Vegas...
Esto es peor que un dorimitorio colegial de chico
To... break down, and cease the grease
Wash now, what once was molding
Reach out, and you may take the dirt away
To... break down, and cease the grease
Wash now, what once was molding
Reach out, and you may take the dirt away
I left it all behind, and never cleaned it
I left it all behind, and never cleaned it
I left it all behind, and never cleaned it
I left it all to rot
I saw the mold, I watched it grow
I felt it sicken me
I took the soap, I cleaned the dishes
Now Smith is happy
To... break down, and cease the grease
Wash now, what once was molding
Reach out, and you may take the dirt away
To... break down, and cease the grease
Wash now, what once was molding
Reach out, and you may take the dirt away



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Morgan - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww, this one is cute because it's actually AFI-related. Lovin' the Smith mention. :D
Alexandra - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, high five for that! Hey is Smith PUGET actually SMITH? Or a different Smith, I don't think I know, or remember. Meh. Supercute though, love the spanish.
The author of the thing - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Smith Puget is actually Smith. Thanks, all.
Sam - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very nice....relates to AFI. I like it.
elyssanz - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
LOVE IT!!! Have you entered it on the AFI fan site??? I have a friend who is part of the Despair Faction - She probably will put it on the site for you if it isn't there already. Awesome parody, you matched the phrasing almost to a t and it is really funny. Great job!
Adalia - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
That was probably the first parody I actually enjoyed. Great job!

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