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Song Parodies -> "Hiker"

Original Song Title:

"Rider pt.2"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Hiker"

Parody Written by:

Mjcyoungparodymasta

The Lyrics

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!


I done told you boy I'm a outdoors boy
I got no choice but to be a hiker
I approach you boy with the compass boy
Give you map,and materials that create fire
I ain't gonna get you losted I'm a hiker genius
Other hikers gettin with my cred
Then I'm 'gon load my bag then count my steps
Hommie if you get lost i'll find ya


I'll have you in the right path in the woods so move on
The critters in the forest making noises as we move along
The compass points uppa that leads to places that we gotta
Then exlpore more woods that have us traveling far out to new places
The mo' energy the mo' strength we 'gon make it
The fo' step come with the confiendece we ain't missin
I'm back with a new map that will redrect us back
Catch you taking a break throw hommie we aint doing that


Hommie it's just Hiking, you can make that
Like a jog in the park hommie you can do this
I'm on you, case, cause you anit tryin
Even if you toke a break you would still be dyin
You done lost yo' mind, bumped yo' head
on that tree branch if you would have duck'd you be safe man
And I ain't got time, to hear you complaning
When I catch the next trail i'll will leave you hanging


I done told you boy I'm a outdoors boy
I got no choice but to be a hiker
I approach you boy with the compass boy
Give you map,and materials that create fire
I ain't gonna get you losted I'm a hiker genius
Other hikers gettin with my cred
Then I'm 'gon load my bag then count my steps
Hommie if you get lost i'll find ya



I'm comin out of the east woods, you know I'm tired
Sweat poors down my face, he knows my feet on fire
But i try not to complain i'm the woods G
stroll'-stroll' out, the woods back to campsite hommie
I'm hot - five hunnid degress or more!
My head pounding like its drums galore
I'm on the trail wezzing like you ain't seen before
one deep breath i can make another mile or 4



I done told you boy I'm a outdoors boy
I got no choice but to be a hiker
I approach you boy with the compass boy
Give you map,and materials that create fire
I ain't gonna get you losted I'm a hiker genius
Other hikers gettin with my cred
Then I'm 'gon load my bag then count my steps
Hommie if you get lost i'll find ya

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