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Song Parodies -> "In The Tub (rap)"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In The Tub (rap)"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Turn on water, It's your bath day
Gotta' clean up, cuz' it's your bath day
Hoppin' on homework, cuz' Monday's math day
Had a heap, it took at least a half day

Gonna' kick in some wet wipes,
Rumble the plumb pipes,
Lifebuoy soap types,
Down stairs your Mom gripes
Cuz' she's tryin' to do dishes,
And no hot water swishes,
Been fillin' the tub up, like an ocean with fishes
Act the cool teen chick, eyes flick, primp in the mirror,
Check'n booty out, sultry pout, in privacy
Flip hair, tease it there, you're a diva, see
Spray perfume, strut the room, like a Vegas hussy..

Poppin' bubbles in the tub, splashin' with a rub
Gotta' lather, shave the legs, do slim trim around the hub
This sixteen sexy girl, set, ready for love
Later, gonna' grab some grub, scrubbin' in the tub

Mmm, you're fussin' in the tub, splashin' with a rub
Sprayin' lather, shavin' legs, do slim trim around the hub
This sixteen sexy girl, set, ready for love
She need some kiss and hug, damn, there crawls a bug!

White nails, blond hair, hot nose piercings
Jay-Z downloads for cell phone rings
Prom bash tonight, beat date, some nerd
Gonna' wear Mom's bling bling and graze wit' da' herd

Glitter girl, collar cultured pearls
Dangled globes on the lobes, a chick on the griddle
Been savin' up grain, to get you an ink
Snake eye, hip high, be cool you think
Act the lady, struttin' shady, fade a lick from a bottle
Be a Sadie, cruisin' eighty, wheel Mercedes full throttle
Hey world, you got it, gonna' show it, everybody's gonna' know it
Flyin' flirty like you thirty, eyes all ballin' on your bod

Lotta' fussin' in the tub, sparklin' the nubs
Nerdy, I got what you want, but ain't gettin' any, "Ugh!"
You don't win the prize, just the ticket to ride
You'll sure need a drug, starin' at his mug

Now, you're fussin' in the tub, sparklin' the nubs
Nerdy, got what you want, but you ain't gettin' any, "Ugh!"
You don't win the prize, just the ticket to ride
You'll sure need a drug, starin' at his mug

White nails, blonde hair, hot nose piercings
Jay-Z downloads for cell phone rings
Prom bash, tonite..beat date, some nerd
Gonna' wear Mom's bling bling, and graze wit' da' herd, ohhh

Ohhh, ooohh, ohhh, ohhh,
Ohhh, ooohh, ohhh, ohhh,
Ohhh, ooohh, ohhh, ohhh,
Ohhh, ohhhoooooooooooooooooooooooowww!

Lotsa' fussin' in the tub, splashin' with a rub
Gotta' lather, shave the legs, do slim trim around the hub
This sixteen sexy girl, set, ready for love
She need some kiss and hug, damn, there crawls a bug!

Ohhhhhh...

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Matthias - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! AFW!!! Here's your fives, mate! Cause of your parody here's your fives mate!!! I never saw this coming, Airfarcewon writing rap! What is the world coming to?
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
rapped in a towel....don't know the OS but it worked great as prose
AFW - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias, and alvin

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