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Song Parodies -> "The Pirate Song"

Original Song Title:

"Piggybank"

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Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"The Pirate Song"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Just in time for International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th, a twist of the original song (Piggybank) through the deadlights (eyes) of a pirate calling another pirate out. If ye be none to fresh on ye pirate talk, weigh anchor port ye browsers at http://www.io.com/%7Esj/PirateTalk.html. Enjoy!
Clickity clack,
Clickity clack,
The treasure goes into me treasure chest,
Clickity clack,
Clickity clack,
The treasure goes into me treasure chest,

(I will hurt ye),
Me cutlass, ye skin,
(I will rob ye),
We'll pillage ye friends,
(I will chase ye),
Blackbeard, don't pretend,
(I will flog ye),
Me chantey begin,

Arr, ye time be over, get off here, swag,
Have ye runnin' for ye life when ye see me flag,
It's wavin', the skull and crossbones,
A little pirate lost his leg to the locker of Davy Jones,
Ye know me,
Peg leg, black eye patch,
Big ol' black beard,
I'll cut ye bilge rats, that's why I be feared,
Ye see me big ship as soon the fog cleared,
Yo-ho, mate, ye know why ye're jeered,
On the sea,
On the land,
Much gold for all me hands,
100 guns, 100 chests,
One for every man,
We'll sink ye landlubbin' wooden heap,
And send ye down into the briny deep,
Cap'n, don't mess with me if you do not wish,
To spend the rest of your days as food for the fish,
In the Caribbean, you're the privateer,
But out here, you buccaneers best steer clear,

Clickity clack,
Clickity clack,
The treasure goes into me treasure chest,
Clickity clack,
Clickity clack,
The treasure goes into me treasure chest,

Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr! Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr! Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr! Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr!

Starboard, guns,
Port side, guns,
Stern side, guns,
Ye'd better run,
Ye can be sunk by any bosun,
But ye don't want t'see me, ye'd feed the reefs,
I can have a blaggard sink ye and the rest,
For just a few doubloons out me treasure chest,
Arr, matey, no quarter, meet me hearties,
Ye scurvy wench get sunk smartly,
It's an emergency, so call ye mate,
As I cut ye up like a piece of eight,
So grab ye guns and grab ye grog,
And come to me, ye scurvy sea dog,
Ye find yeself retreating godspeed,
This wouldn't have happened if ye'd just taken heed,
So sing ye chantey and drink ye ale,
Because dead men too often tell no tales,
Arr!

Clickity clack,
Clickity clack,
The treasure goes into me treasure chest,
Clickity clack,
Clickity clack,
The treasure goes into me treasure chest,

Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr! Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr! Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr! Arr! Arr! Get more booty, more booty,
Arr!

(I will hurt ye),
Me cutlass, ye skin,
(I will rob ye),
We'll pillage ye friends,
(I will chase ye),
Blackbeard, don't pretend,
(I will flog ye),
Me chantey now ends,
Avast!

(Arr,
Har har har har,
Ye buccaneers gotta do something now, rats,
With all the rape and burn stuff ye be talkin',
Ye gotta do somethin', matey,
I mean,
I mean, godspeed, mate, we aren't the Brethren of the Coast,
Matey, shiver me timbers!
Har har har har,
Ye be dancin' with Jack Ketch,
Matey, ye'll kiss the gunner's daughter,
Blaggard, ye a tar, right?
Gangway!
Corsair,
Get ye crew out of the head and tell "em to port smartly,
Ye'll walk the plank, ye scurvy swabs,
Har har har har har).
Arrr! Don't be forgettin' Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th!

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Tyrell - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This song was great 444

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