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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with F, Page 3

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Firmy Leeper Just a name I found in someone's address book. There was no address with it, so I believe this person does not exist. But I've been wrong before. The Late John Lennon
First Glance When most people hear a band name, they automatically think they are horrible. The moral of First Glance is to not judge a book by it's color. just a suggestion. Throwing ideas around trying to form a band. Spenser Balog
First Sun When my band decided on this name... we knew it was great... we were always into the stone age stuff etc... medievil... so we decided first sun was good because the first sun was the first dawn of man.. the first dawn of dawn, the beginning of time, the end of something elses time. really deep meaning and simple. Tommy
The Fish We were walking down the road to get some cigarettes from the shop. Now, we have to walk through a golf course to get to the local shop (i live in a very plush area). Then, WOW some water, and the fish were born. and i thought it was really, really deep and COOL MAN! What do you think? Luke Warren
Fishbinder Caucasian Is this cool, I don't know... it was something I misheard once, I think from 'Fassbinder'. It just sounds good in a 4AD kind of way. If you like that sort of thing. Arse of the Tiger
The Fishguards and the Ripley Snells (Yes, this is ONE band.) I think it would have to be sort of a cool country-tinged guitar band like Wilco or the Jayhawks. Got the name from Fitzgerald's _The Great Gatsby_, in a list of a whole bunch of snotty people who come to visit Gatsby. I like the rhythm of it. Rachel Amiranth
Fishin' In The Void One day Quigg and the Elder Gods were fishin' in the void (back when they were just ancient, young whelps), when Quigg turned and said "Toss me a cold one." And it was good. Peter, Simon, and Toy
The Fishmonger Retrieval Unit The idea of rogue Fishmongers roaming the streets at nights distributing Herring and Cod to unsuspecting passers-by amuses me. MalcolmXInTheMiddle
Fishnet Stalkings You heard of a show called "Silk Stalkings"? Well, this is what happens when fisherman decide to partake in the act. If you don't get the joke, "stalkings" and "stockings" are homonyms, words that sound alike with different meanings. new
Fishwater Inspired by my sister's remark about my fishtank. Might be a good name for a rock band. Bobbette
Fissure It's a crack in the earth or something, it sounds wicked cool. bob nutter
Fist Blister I was chilling one day thinking of a band name and when i looked at my watch to see the time the name just popped into my head! Josh Lagerquist
Fist Full of Hamsters It is hard to put your finger on what exactly is wrong with this. There is just a distinctly nefarious quality to it. In that small furry woodland creature sort of way. phrump
Fisting Kittens We were talking about how kittens have nothing to do with metal, and someone suggested the name. Steve
Fisting The Racoon The bass player in my old band had a Racoon glove puppet. I don't think I need to say any more. Jimmy Eat Cake
Fisting Underware Nectarines Bwahahahaha! That's just rude, crude and funny! techthisout
Fit Blonde Massage  I read it as an advertisement amongst the sex chat lines at the back of a music magazine, and joked it would make a cool name.  Sam B
Fit For Fun Last day of school, I said I was fit for fun ... Thiis Guy
Five By Five Faith (from Buffy) used to say it. No-one ever knew what it meant, exactly, other than 'alright'. I think it'd be a good band name. Andie
The Five Families It's a reference to "The Godfather". Jonathan Jarocki
Five Finger Discount A slang term meaning 'shoplifting'. A five finger discount will give you five years in the hoosegow.  Unnnn
Five For Folding They're not quite Ben Folds;, not quite FIve For Fighting, but man do they rip s****y music of. Spork
Five Knuckle Shuffle just one of those days sitting around bored! Jay pierce
Five Minutes Of Torture I think this would be a proper name for some garage band that can't even play one five minute song right. They would get credit for being honest at least. JariM
Five O'Clock Shadow It something everybody knows about. Plus, I don't know of any band with a time period in it. Mustang Dave
Five Percent Milk Just thought it would be cool for a band name but decided it should be spelled out so it dosn't have all the numbers in it that alot of bands do. karnov
Five Second Rule All the decisions I've made in life have stemmed from the five second rule. Chris Awesome
Five Step Rival This name makes no sense to me at all, but it would be the coolest punkband name once someone figured it out. pat bolan
Five Story Igloo I like how the name sounds. And wouldn't it be cool if you had a five story igloo? toni
Five Ugly White Guys They are a grossly overrated, overplayed boy band that don't play any musical instruments, don't write their own songs, don't have any talent, need to have their voices digitally enhanced, sell more records than legitimate bands, and are worshipped by 12-year-old airhead girls everywhere. Heather!
Five Wax Jimmy I've watched a skit by Jimmy Fallon about him singing Barbara Ann to his wax figures, when those wax figures started to sing back to him. Well I just think it's pretty darn good for a band name Gordie
The Five Wayne Kerrs We were asking each other in History about famous people and groups who were in the English Civil War. I asked my mate who the Five Wayne Kerrs were. Being the dumba** he is, he asked the teacher! Lukas Bruksbi
Five1015 This name's creation was a LONG story involving extreme boredom, math class, and times tables. Then I thought "If other bands can use numbers in their name, so can this one!" SamVK
Fiveskin Good pun, eh? Anonymau5
FJB (Flap Jack Bob)  Ian Saulnier
Flabby Normal In Young Frankenstein, Igor got a brain from a jar saying "abnormal" and thought it was the name "Abby Normal". This band name expands on that. Also a comment on people today in general. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Flaccid Nipples It came up when we were wondering what the opposite of erect nipples was. The name was submitted as part as a year 11 media studies project as a name for a grunge band. It is a very cool name and epitomizes the genre IanR
Flagger Muffin Its really very random but it was my old goldfish's name! Me and my friend made it up when we were thinking of names for the fish. holz_blablabla
Flagrante Delicto It's a Latin phrase. To be caught in flagrante delicto (flah-GRAN-tee deh-LIK-toh) means to be caught in the act. That's the general description, but it's often used specifically to describe being caught in the midst of sexual activity. Da Phoenix
Flak and Attitude I was trying to help my niece out with something the other day, and all she was doing was giving me lots of lip and a smart aleck attitude. I got mad and frustrated, and thought to myself I'm trying to help and she's just giving me flak and attitude. And I got to thinking later it's a great name for a band. Like some punk-hardcore thing like Simple Plan or Hoobastank. I mean let's face it, nowadays people in their late teens and early twenties all they do is mouth off and are generally disrespectful of everyone and everything. And this name sums that all up perfectly. Ed
Flak Jacket Mayhem Randomly thought it about it one day - thought it was cool kyle
Flaky Whim I heard this name on the movie commentary for the DVD 'Hoodwinked'. Great name, don't you think? Buru-kun
Flam-A-que Well this is a drum rudement. When my band and I were communicating random band names, they told me to think of the first thing that came to my head. This was the same day I learned this rudement , so it was involved inside my head. I think it is kind of a pathetic name, but they thought it was a cool sounding name.  gege
Flamadiddle A flamadiddle is one of the first drum patterns I learned in band. It's four strokes in a row going "right left right right" or "left right left left". A very fun word. Pyro
Flame It's cool because when you think of heavy metal rock you usually think of fire. So I thought Flame was a cool name! nicki
Flames Of Hell sounds like a a good death metal band Grillzforlife
Flames of Paris It's a famous ballet piece. Dione
Flaming Bubbles Once I was watching this talent show on TV where this British guy comes on and started blowing bubbles. Then he actually pulled out a lighter or something and started burning them! They started dissolving and I thought it was so cool so I wrote, just for fun, FLAMING BUBBLES on the back os my Social Studies textbook and then it hit me, "HEY! THIS WOULD MAKE SUCH A COOL BAND NAME!!!" Nader
Flaming Dixie Cups A couple friends and I had filled dixie cups with gasoline and set them on fire. Eventually they all blew up which was really cool( but a really dumb idea don't do it). I decided that a really cool name for a punk/ ska band would be Flaming Dixie Cups (nice ring to it huh?) Brittany
Flaming Dog my friend and I were talking about cool band names and this was one of our favorites along with "adreneline high" and "Cat; the other white meat" Lefti
The Flaming Geraldo's It might be funny if Geraldo Rivera caught on fire on a reporting assignment, or if he were really gay, and a band named themselves after that... Jeremiah
Flaming Hopes Everyone has somekind of hope..this one is just kuel! India
Flaming Jesus Beaters Me and my friends were high as kites and we just sayin funny stuff and someone said this and it stuck. Jared
Flaming Jet Dry Named it while watching the Daytona 500 2012. Racer
Flaming Monkey Stick It was in a Beavis and Butthead book on a page with different words to mix up. Mark
The Flaming Nipples A band me and my mate down under started after a night of heavy drinking and ill advised nipple piercings. Oscar Domingo
Flaming Nitroglycerine Darts Just sounds dangerous doesn't it? My dad and I were just brainstorming, and this popped out.  Veedubdude
Flaming Peanut Butter Saying this is one of my more creative ways to get around the urge to swear. IHaveNoBrain
Flaming Peanut Butter My friend Korin and I were eating pie. She said it tasted like flaming peanut butter. We thought it was funny. Errin
Flaming Popcorn One time, we were at this hotel, we were watcing TV at night with popcorn in the microwave and my dad fell asleep. He woke up from the smell of smoke, grabbed the now flaming popcorn bag and stomped out the fire with socks on. We still ate the popcorn. It tasted like (burnt popcorn). Gordon
Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon We've used it as an exclamitory phrase for years.. (Microsoft bought Rare - FLAMING PUBES OF ARMAGEDDON!) and just thought it would work as a band name also Landon McLeod, George Proctor, and Adam Newton
Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon I heard some 7'th grader say it on the bus in the form of an exclaimation...  G. Piddy 76
Flaming Snot  This would have to be a punk band, definitely. My friends and I were discussing the strangest band names we could think of. This has stuck. SisterHavana
The Flaming Swedes Swedes+Fire=Funny Jigga
Flaming Toilet Paper i was on a 4 day school trip with my best friends in this room one night and they had given us a smoking room. well there was matches so i decided to burn stuff. we couldnt find anything so we went to teh bathroom and burned toilet paper for a while. fun. i went to school on monday and told peeps about it and like all of my friends are "in the band" even though mosto of them dont even play insturments. ok. thats all. Christina 'snicker'
The Flaming Undergarments My friend and I were trying to come up with a name for our band and so we were randomly putting two note cards together with words on them. I would verbs on one card and wrote nouns, and thus, we got our name! Jenny
Flamingo Extortion My friends were discussing how extorted the Girl Scouts and their cookies are, whilst planting garden flamingos in people's lawns.  deleriumfreak
The Flamingo's This is for some one named sunil gopal who would love to have this as a band name..... Dont ask  Un Gato Es Verde
Flamingos of Santo Domingo From that old TV show, "Parker Lewis Can't Lose." Perfect for a surf/spy guitar band, along the lines of the Penetrators or the Volcanoes. Olvan The Terrible
Flammable Vapors My new band was practicing in our basement, trying to come up with a cool band name. Our Bass player looked over to the furnace, and read this off the warning label! We ended up going with a different name, but we still joke about it.  Mick
Flannel Ambulance It's cool because it's so spontaneous. I was sitting in a Dairy Queen with a friend and when I looked out the window, I saw this guy with a flannel shirt (and a mullet, by the way). I didn't pay much attention to him for a few minutes, but finally I heard a really loud noise. I looked out again and this ambulance drove by. And right as it passed this litte restaurant, the guy stood up..and tripped. Hence, Flannel Ambulance.  LRG MRG
The Flapdoodles My friends and I were looking at Potter Puppet Pals and in the video "Wizard swears" Dumbledore said 'Oh, Snape. Let them have their Flapdoodle!' Sooo.....Yea. Flapdoodle1112
Flash Mob Suicide Saw a bad Japanese thriller called Suicide Club, about a suicide cult that started a city-wide chain of copycat suicides, and the idea of a flash mob that committed suicide just came to me. And that it was a cool name for a band. Dirty H-Bomb
Flashing Green Lights I overhead someone troubleshooting a printer, and they said Flashing Green Light, all of a sudden it sounded like a cool band name. Giles
Flastic Plashion I love play-on words. I think a band with this name would have a sorta electro/punk thing going on, like Mount Sims or Gravytrain! or Freezepop. You know? x3lise_x
Flat Tire Donut I have a flat tire on my car, and it made me think about donuts. Lance Crackers
The Flat Tubesteaks My friend and I used to go to Fat Tuesdays ( a local bar) and we used to call it Flat Tubesteaks. The term tubesteak was the punch-line to this old, dumb joke my brother used to tell. Pat
Flatline my friends and I were talkin and all of a sudden my friend nicole says something about flatlining like you know in the hospital how when someone flatlines they die? I was just like flatline hmmmmm that'd be a cool band name Eli
Flatulence Well my buddy Eddie came up with it once (I don't know why) but I always kinda liked it cause when people say "why flatulence???" I say because whenever we go up on stage we stink up the place Ray
Flavored With Meat Keeps people wondering "Where the hell did that name come from?". It was on the label of a jar of spagetti. Mr. Vidocq
Flawless Imperfection Its cool because it contradicts itself. I guess its saying that perfection also has its flaws. Santi
Fledgeling Dog I had this idea because my dog has scabies. Fields
Flesh Scepter I think the name speaks for itself. However the lead singer would have to be named Lolli Polyps! DubWise
Flesh Tuxedo Actually was in a cover band named this. People dug it. We got it from the movie Spinal tap from the song Big Bottom. Anyone who's a musician KNOWS this movie inside and out ;-). Great song - GREAT BAND NAME!! Deanna*
Flick Clint There are a lot of pictures on the Internet that involve the word "flick" (or other words that contain it, like "flicker") or the name "Clint" that, when written in all caps, looks like...something else. Great test of the letter spacing of people who put up signs for your band. JeReMy
Flick The Switch It just came up in my mind. This band name would be cool for rock bands Francis
Flick Your Bic Hell, maybe their songs will be good enough someday to be "lighter quality." pauhead
Flight 19 The Avengers that got lost in the Bermuda Triangle. You know the World War2 airplanes. It's just cool. reverend d
Flight Of Light One hundred eighty six thousand miles in a second. The ultimate beginning and end. Can't do any better than that. Gary Gray
Flip  Cool name but the F has to be backwards. Jiggily Puff
Flip a B**** It's basically another term for "U-Turn". My friends and I were thinking of a name for our band. We thought it was pretty kick a**, and we're all chicks. So it's our band name now. mariah morales
Flipped Out Ninjas Four guys who appear on stage in ninja uniforms, and do what they do best: totally flip out and wail on their guitars! (NOTE: If you don't understand this, go to http://www.realultimatepower.net/ right now.) Olvan The Terrible
Flipping Officers A few of them seem to deserve being flipped off. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Flipside It's cool b/c it's like, ya know, the flipside of a record. The guitar player for our band rides horses and there was this horse named Flipside and we just thought it sounded cool. Nick Carter's Number 1 Fan
Floating Crackwhore It came from TruTV Presents World's Dumbest... In response to a clip involving a boat called "Whiskey River", one of the commentators said "why don't you call it 'Floating Crackwhore'". JeReMy
Floccinaucinihilipilification An actual word. It means 'not liking someone else's opinion'. Look it up. jacom
Floobers Conjunction of flying/flopping slobbers/goobers. Inspired by a favorite hound dog that required a new term to adequately describe his normal state of being. Rumor has it that somewhere out there is a dog with no lips as he got his own share and some dog elses too. Verb form of this term is "floobin'". Guy and gals inflicting unwanted or unneccessary attention are known as "flooberers". Ya know, the kind drooling down your neck at the club. Cyn J
Floodlight Just saw it written on a sign 'do not climb the floodlight' and I had the epiphany there! Luke
Floor Well we were trying to make up cool names when my friend triped over his own feet and said, "Stupid floor." And then we thought floor sounded better then stupid floor Fonzy
The Floor My friend and I were talking about cool band names, and he pointed out that if someone asked you what band you were listening to, you'd say, "I'm listening to The Floor." Funny mental picture, huh? Jujubee

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