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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 8

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Bubba Wong and His Hillbilly Chinamen My cousin always thought it would be a great name for a Chinese bluegrass band... chris
Bubble Wrap Anonymous My friends and i were talking about how we got some bubble wrap anonymously and BAM there's a band name Sarah
Bubbles Erotica You know that line from the System of a Down song IEAIAIO. i thought it sounded so cool. so it would make a good name for maybe a Incubus type band. Trey Parker
Bubonik Plague I came up with this name after watching an episode of "The Fairly Odd Parents," when the wimpy fairy, Binky, thought that the Black Plague was the name of a band. I actually thought that it would make a good band name, but "Black" was too cliche, so I decided on Bubonik Plague (the Black Plague was also called the Bubonic Plague).  Rachel
Buccal Fruitations The name of pharmaceutical arts and crafts company next door to me. Fart Gas Smell
Buck Bumble A forgotten N64 game from 1998 known for its theme song. They could use the instrumental to the theme song in the background of a song. JeReMy
Buck China Dad was named Buck and mom was named China wayne bro
Buck Futt almost sounds like a real persons name but it begs to be mispronounced on the radio. (optionally the band could be Buck Futt and the _______ fill in the blank.) clever devil
Buck Futt and the Back-Up Band I was playing at Gilley's C&W Club and wanted to say something weird on the radio show. Yes, most people thought I said something else.  YaYa O'Neil
A Buck Three Eighty Five I gave a friend a twenty dollar bill to pick up two six packs of beer. When he returned an hour later with four beers missing, I asked if there was any change. He said, "Yep. I put it in the beer bag. I think it was about a buck three eighty-five." That moment had to be forever immortalized.  Gary Gray
Buckaroo Bonzai And The Hong Cong Cavaliers ok, not a good band name, but the name of a good band in a really good movie. Check out Buckaroo Bonzai and the 8th dimension. Lowra
The Bucket Worms I was up there playing in a small fair gymnasium and was thinking and recalled about seeing a "bucket o' worms" container at a bait shop. I thought hey what if those guys could really jam? If only someone gave them a chance! Then I bought one and we went fishing. Badboybear
Bucko Five With Tax It't 55 cents better than 50 Cent drew b
Bucky and The Orthodontists  old guy
Budder.  i don't know if this is a band name yet or not, but if it's not, it should be! you know, like "butter" except spelled how you say it.  megan
Buddha Fungus A nickname we made up for this girl @ school. Junior
Buddha Pest A play on Budapest, which is the capital of Hungary. It probably would offend Buddhists, but what religion hasn't been offended? Odie Garfield
Buddhist Mynx A play on words....Buddhist monks...but a "mynx" is a promiscuous, sexual person.....opposite of a monk. Mike Lydic
Budding Luddites The band likes to break their electric guitars at the end of each show. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Buddy Jesus and the Static Apples Long story, but in a nutshell, a friend said "Buddy Jesus", I thought of the forbidden fruit, and I had static hair. Andrew Vivian
Buddy Singer Reading Catcher in the Rye and I thought it sounded cool for a sort of alternative rock band. bit like biffy clyro oscar
The Buffalo Light Sabres "YEAH!-- It's theme night in the N.H.L.! All Star Wars geeks get to ride on the zamboni at half time!  princejellyfish
Buffy The Rabbit We were wacthing buffy the vampire slayer and we saw a rabbit run across the road. Gregg Seteric
Buft This is my band's name. It originates from a shirt the lead singer made for himself out of irony after an ex-girlfriend broke up with him, saying that he "wasn't buff enough"! Mike
Bugiardini Italian for "little liars." It'd be funnier if they were really tall and old and always told the truth.  300 Bernard St. Girl
Buhtheetles Pronounced with a soft "th", it's a spoonerism of The Beatles.  schweitzito
Bulk Kerosene Saw it on a hardware store sign. Daddy Horne (and his various incarnations)
Bull Semen From Mars Perhaps less cool than disgusting. An erstwhile name for a skydiving team in Perris, CA (largely an agricultural area) circa 1988. Name came in response to a competing team's name of Flaming Meat Missiles. Seemed funny at the time. BTW - You have a fun site. Gumby
Bullet To Heaven Me and some friends were talking and someone said "you've got to take a bullet to go to Heaven" and I thought that was an awesome name. Ryan
Bullet-proof Partition My friend and I were talking about the shield that divides a police car so that someone in the back can't hurt the officer in the front, I called it a Bullet-proof Partition, and he was like, that would be a cool band name. Stu
Bulletproof Marshmallows I had a friend who signed off IM everynight by saying "Peace, luv, and Bulletproof marshmallows. " Besides, it just sounds cool. Hannie
Bulletproof Messenger I once posted some bad news on a message board and wanted to say "Hey, don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger" in a cool, sort of enigmatic way, so I called myself Bulletproof Messenger. Afterward, I thought "Hey, cool band name!"  Bulletproof Messenger
Bullets And Thorns the total opposite of guns and roses Tom
The Bullfighters Jeff or Jethro, the character from "The Beverly Hillbillies" became the bullfighter in each episode. The bull runs into the anvil covered with red blanket while Bugs was holding a red blanket in "Bully For Bugs." Mike Hack
Bum's Ransom I have a cardboard ice bucket in my garage that I throw cigarette butts into. It's about 1.5 gallons. After a few years now it's full to the top with butts. A friend of mine caught a glimpse of it and said "Wow, that right there is a bum's ransom!" Pigkiller
Bumblemoose Rocketdog 454 the best name in the world - it's what I called my hamsta hamsta
Bundý's Remedy Well, it was/is a real cool band, cool guys, cool rock music. And just UNcool people think it has something to do with Al Bundy (Ed 'O Neal), but why should he need a remedy?? Real COOL people know, it is all about Ted Bundy. Mark
Bunghole Mallets A bunghole is the hole that is tapped into a wooden keg of wine or beer. The mallet is used to drive the tap into the barrel thus creating the bunghole, also it is used to drive a bunghole plug into the bungole when the tap is removed. Yes this is a tool a bungnoler cannot live without, also a cool band name. badboybear
Bunny Frank This was suggested for my band a while back. If you've seen Donny Darko you will be understand. For those who like to wear rabbit amsks and scare people by walking through mirors and using basic time travel LoL Wolfy
The Burden A friend had a really cool drawing of a man carrying the world on his shoulders. So what ever works. Tyler
Bureaucratic Haze  a friend and i thought of it in a political science class. we thought it would describe our country pretty well. they'd play opinionated, intelligent, indie rock.  meezy
Burger Abacus It's taken from a Burger King commercial. According to the commercials, they hired "a team of brainiacs and carnivores" to price three bacon cheeseburgers at $1, $2, and $3, respectively. One of the "brainiacs" was using a abacus in which all of the beads were burgers. JeReMy
Burial Of A Fighter I thought it sounded really cool  Matty G
Buried Alive My friends and I came up with this band name when we were reading a short story in English entitled "Buried Alive". I guess it's pretty cool for a post hardcore band. Blake
Buried Balzacs Good name for someone from Paris, where Balzac is buried. Enrie
Buried Youth This is how I feel every day because of all the s*** adults tell us.  gotho
Burn The Flames It sounds cool because its like saying, "fight fire with fire". You know? Leo
Burned By Recognition it was an imaginary band from Married With Children al bundy
Burning Angels i just came up with it Austin
Burning Cold It's an oxy-moron name, I came up with it when I was putting together oxy-morons! Awesomeman!!
Burning Government It came up in a Mad Lib. G
Burning Oasis I was watching the news with "the war on iraq" and I saw and Oasis... and it was set on fire... lol idk... from the twisted and very strange mind of Jane... Jane Lain
Burning Pac-Man Its just a catchy name. I thought of when I burnt a hole in a kids Pac-Man shirt with a cigarette by accident. Burf
Burning Snowflakes My friend and I were burning stuff, and we tried to burn snow.... it was cool! SmaRT bLonD
The Burning Spastics I think this was a phrase from one of John Lennon's short story books..." A Spaniard in the Works", or the other one. Ted
Burning Water Sort of like Vertical Horizon, it could never exist. Just imagine it....I think it would be a really interesting name TJdude825
The Burnouts "were not sellouts were burnouts" cause we dont do crap and smoke weed thus the burnouts Brandon
Burnt How many times have you been "Burnt" when it's pay time at the end of the night? bobb
Burnt Fortune Cookie My friend and I had no like idea that we were going to start a band; we were just joking around! I was like guest what, our band is going to be the best, with our hit song "Burnt Fortune Cookie", then I was like, hey that's a band name! Dylan
Burnt Horse Meat just something i smelt in my mind BOBO
Burnt Krispies My band tottered on that name for a while. We thought it was cool.  JB
Burnt Marshmallows I think it is cool because it is kinda funny and burnt marshmallows are good and I was playing with one of my friends when it sounded like someone was shooting at us so I said "Ahhh someone is shooting at us" and then he said "Roll around like a little burnt marshmallow" Courtney
The Burnt Out Summer Well life is best in the summer, like sublime said summer time and the livings easy but my music is dispairing and shows the "wintery" edge of things, so my saying goes the burnt out summer and the dispairing fall James Wilson
Burnt Toast and the Jammers Actually my daughter came up with it one day at breakfast when she burnt the toast. Koegge
Bursting Mermaids Sooner or later they all burst. This is cold hard science. Warwick Jolly
Burt Spurtman and the Goody Two Shoes Burt Spurtman is a name my dad used to always use whenever I'd ask him a "who is" question that he didn't know the answer to. Add in the goody two shoes, make 'em hard rock, and really confuse people. MDanel93
Burträsk boys OK, it is only funny in northern Sweden. But we've already got Beach and Backstreet Boys, Burträsk is a small town in northern Sweden, and Burträsk Boys sounds like a bad Beach Boys or BSB wannabe. Mattias Johansson
Burzum Varg Vikanez's band. a bit geekey (named after the plural for dark in elfish [lord of the rings]) but still a cool name  Johnny Lewin
Bus Ticket To Knowhere  i was just taking a ride on a bus one day and it felt like, the ride was so long, it felt like it was going nowhere. I thought to myself that it was like a bus ride to knowhere. Stefan
The Bush Conspiracy This is a cool band name because it is. How Bush runs things in the United States is a conspiracy. I was just sitting and the name just came to me. This would make a really good name for a Punk band or something like that. Alice stole my bike
Bushes On Fire I mean c'mon if there is a dead kennedys band why can't there be a bushes on fire? plus it is all a reference to all those horrid fires in summer. its kind of a saving planet band.  girlgeorge
Businessmen In Drag It's a line from a John Oszajaca song, and i thought it would be an awesome title for a band! Kat
Busted Crown Just a name me and my friends came up with for our band. Got another name, but I still like this one. Means to me: Someone who once sat high and mighty. Then, fell on their face and just left with a Busted Crown Steven, twiztedthoughtz@hotmail.com
Buster D We were talking at school, and this sexy guy called Buster D walked past us. It's kind of a dedication to him  Laura
Buster Highman and the Penetrators Looks innocent in print. I heard this potential name years ago from a crusty blues musician. Fred
Buster's Brain Damage If you've ever seen the TV show Mythbusters, then... you just know. IHaveNoBrain
Busting Tables A friend of mine used to think that "busing tables" was "busting tables". Regina Haniger
But Liquor Cool (and crude) play on words from the phrase "wine is fine but liquor is quicker". Justin
But-Buttleder A friend of mine heard stories of how his sister, as a child, would say "But-Buttelder". It was her attempt at saying "peanut butter". D. Melody Dole, MD
Butchered Pandas I was sitting in math class when my friend handed me a picture. He drew of a bloody panda (it's sick, I know). I just broke out laughing when I thought of this band name. gus
The Butchers Cassidy I saw the acronymn TBC somewhere. And so when me and the guys tried to figure out a meaning to that, this came up. Letaur
Butt Clamp It’s cool because it makes me laugh when I say it. I came up with it when I was walking away from the TV going to the fridge when I thought I heard the TV announcer use the words "Butt Clamp". I laughed and said to myself, “Cool Band Name!” Hey, how about the name "Fridge"?  Matt from Austin
Butt Munch Said on "Beavis & Butthead" and "Friends". That's doubly cool. Orson Legume
Butt Munkiez every time one of my little brother's friends thought something was cool he'd go "yeah, butt monkies! woo hoo" and every time he though something sucked he'd say "aw, butt monkies" or "aw, butt cheese" fork
Butt Pictures My dad plus a copier equals... IHaveNoBrain
The Butt Pirates Think I heard Cartman say it on 'South Park'. Kaos
Butt Rash There's this guy who always was scratching his a**. Thus came the name Butt Rash!  Mark
Butte Pirates A high school in Arco, Idaho called Butte County High School has sports teams called the Pirates. It might not seem so bad except for the fact that "County" isn't used when referring to the teams, so they are just the "Butte Pirates" JeReMy
Butter In The Crust Someone in my class was asked if they were allergic to pie. She answered, "Only if there's butter in the crust." Kalo
Butter Side Down It's from a Dr. Suess book, it's a classic!!! Patrick
Butterface My friends and I would always refer to girl with a great body, but ugly face as a butterface. "Everything's great, but her face (butterface)." Dohremi
Butterface As in; "She has a great body,..." Abbo
Butterscotch Horseman BoJack's physically and verbally abusive father in 'BoJack Horseman'. Doesn't this name sound cool? The Mole
Buttfruit We'd come up with the term buttfruit for plums, peaches, etc. because we thought they looked like little butts...then thought it would make a funny band name... Carla Bisagni
Buttnugget We used it while we rehearsed, because we sucked so bad in the beginning. Sniper
Buttox It's crude and in your face and still funny. Sam
Buttox To The Wall I was looking in some Yoga book and just saw the first four words on a line and they were "buttocks to the wall". I think its the coolest band name ever. Mr. AMAZING
Buttplug Cannon a fart zeus540
Buy Us A perfect way to sell albums.  Orel Hershyster
Buying Silence I came up with it on a very loud day, you know people screaming and crap. I just wanted to buy silence for a while. Paul

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