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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 3

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The Bench-Warmer Heros theres this sucky kid on the football team at school and i said it would be funny if he became a bench warmer hero and then i thought it was a good name Hellian
The Benchwarmers Cause me and my friends are usually substitutes for games. Shafiq
Bend Over ChuckBerry A play on "Roll Over Beethoven". SNL was doing a Village People parody back in the John Belushi days, and this is the song they sang. fun
The Bends It's that thing that kills skubadivers when they surface to fast, they get nitrogen bubbles in there blood or something, sounds cool Hesher
Bendt Spoon My friends and I bend spoons at lunch time, so we decided to call our band Bendt Spoon after all our bent spoons. Josh Belville
Beneath The Surface this names kool because i was trying to think of a band name one day and i walked by this construction yard and a guy said "see, it beneath the surface" and right there it got me thats the name and thats what my band is named now. messsedupdude244
Benevolent Fascist An inside joke between me and one of my friends. ONE fascist can still potentially be 'nice'. It's MANY that becomes a problem... crapnel
Benifer A Flake A whiney vocaled house band, like that flakey whining actor that makes crappy movies and dates nothing but women named Jenifer. But loves himself too much to share it by marrying at least one of them but likes to play house with them and tries to knock em' up, even though he's gay. badboybear
Bent Brother It's just cool! The name "Bent Brother" just sounds cool! It's just really an opposite of Twisted Sister. Anonymous Bob
Bent Like Bob There was someone me and a friend knew in high school who neither of us could stand, due to him being such a large tw*t. One day, as a way of jokingly insulting someone, i told them they we're 'bent like bob', and immediately thought of how cool a name it would make for a band. It's a sort of adaptation of less than jake i suppose. craig carey
Bent Muffler i dunno, my dad saw a bent muffler, he said hey look a bent muffler, i thought cool name kit
Bent Wookie From the "Simpsons" episode where Ralph bent his "Wookie". Big Mac
Bent-Over StepSister Thrash metal band. Toast
Benton My friend was thinking o things that are bent and funny and I said, "Hey, bent an' knda sounds like one word. ooooohhhhh, Benton." The
Bermuda Mohawk There's an exit sign on a nearby expressway that simply states "Bermuda Mohawk". Of course it refers to the streets at the exit, but it sticks in your head like a hatchet every time you see it.  Kristen
The Bermuda Rectangle It's a play on Bermuda Triangle. I think it would make a good name for a dance/pop or 80s technopop style group. Edward
Bernie & the 3 Degrees A really cheesy band name I heard on the radio. Enough said! Jake
Best Band Every It's based off something from jacksfilms' Your Grammar Sucks. The YGS raps end in "this is the best song every" JeReMy
Best Choice Condoms think about it...they have best choice versions of almost everything else at your store...why not condoms? Pyro
The Best Next Thing Now you've heard of the "next best thing." Well now, how about the "best" next thing. For the next best thing, might not be the best. But this is stating that this is the best next thing. By using strategical word play, any person who gets word of this band will want to hear it. To see if it truly is, "The Best Next Thing." Hoodaskank
Bestiality Sockhop On an episode of World's Dumbest, comedian Brad Loekle said that a competition called "Canines Come Dancing", which was dancing competition for people to "dance" with their dogs, used to be called "Bestiality Sockhop" before it was renamed "Canines Come Dancing". As far as I know, it's always been called "Canines Come Dancing", but it was a joke. JeReMy
Beta Carotine Better than Vitamin C. :) A. NonyMous
Better Left Unsaid How is it cool? That's probably better left unsaid. Greg Mawer
Better Name Next Time I think all bands should put this. I mean, even kewl bands have names that make no sense! Their first hit single: Better Title Next Time. Album: Still No Name Yet. Perfect Match! Kelly*Kewl
Better Off Naked THis just sounds cool. Plus it sounds like a punk band and i would have never come around if Blink didnt write "Whats my age again" Joe Jackson
Better Off Naked THis just sounds cool. Plus it sounds like a punk band and i would have never come around if Blink didnt write "Whats my age again" Joe Jackson
Better Scene Then Heard It's cool because it's a "play on words". Instead of being "better SEEN then heard", its changed to "better SCENE then heard". It is a song by an awesome band called AMBRY. whaleandladder
Better Than Federline I guess pretty much any rapper could use this. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Better Than Half Price I saw it on a health food store. It just sounds like a cool band name. Rich
Better Than Karaoke Not a totally lame claim. I HAVE heard karaoke singers perform songs better than the original artists. Flora Rolf
Better Than Nothing I'm surprised this name isn't taken (if it's not). It sounds cool for an alternative rock band. SamVK
Better Than Rebecca Black A common YouTube comment for musicians (normally crappy ones) JeReMy
Better Than Sex My friend said this after eating a triple chocolate brownie, and I just thought it sounded cool. Crystal
betterINred Joss Whedon's "Firefly" is incredible, and this is a cool reference to a funny scene between River and Jayne when she cuts a gash in his chest and says, "You look better in red." Roo
Beyond Darkness This name is cool because it could be used for really any type of music. It was funny how it came up my friends. I were all talking about our geometry test. I said that I was beyond darkness. I knew for sure my mother was gonna kill me but later on I was thinking about how that would be a cool band name for us to use. bannanna sleves 007
Beyond Hidden Death It's cool because it's the first letter of each word is the frist letter of out band members: B-Bill, H-Heath, D-Daniel, but we don't know if we want to use it because it sounds way too hardcore for the music we play.  daniel
Beyond Recognition My band used to be embarrassed to share the old band name we used to have. We decided we needed a new one. I thought that since we have a scorching guitarist and a hot sound we needed something having to do with fire. I thought of "burned beyond recognition". Thus "Beyond Recognition" This also fits out band's personality because we do not need to be widely recognized, we're just playing for fun and respect. Paul U.
Beyond Redemption i heard it in a TV show once...i think it was law & order SVU but anyways System Of A Down owns all  Addicted To SOAD
Beyond the Odyssey Just fiddling around with words for a band with a couple knockers from school and thought of this one. Pogz
Beyond The Scyth I like this becoz it s unique in its own way, and it makes others think deeply. Caradog Jones
Beyond Vomit We were complaining about how bad our upgraded computers were performing at work, when my co-worker Jay said in disgust, "This computer is beyond vomit!" I said that would be a good name for a band...but it would have to be a really bad band...so bad they would be BEYOND VOMIT! CJ
Bi Hawk i really have no idea why this came to me but i thought it would be cool band logo, a guy with a Bi hawk Rechz
Bi-Polar Saint The manic-depressive tendencies of deeply spiritual people (glorification of spirit, denouncement of flesh) have always fasinated me. Peter, Simon, and Toy
Biased Science My idiot science teacher always says, "Science is not biased. Science is fact!" Hahaha. Well here's my opinion on his "un-baised" science! Cameron(cammi) Zephyr
Bibles Twiced Diced On Gilmore Girls, Rory comments that 'bible kiss bible' would be a good band name. Mine rhymes. :)  Indy
Bibles Twiced Diced Ok, It's sacriligious, but on gilmore girls, rory gets a page from lane that says 'bible kiss bible' and notes that that would make a good band name. So does Bibles Twiced Diced!  Indy
Biches A misspelling of "bitches" that appeared on the first Your Grammar Sucks. It eventually became a term that Jack Douglass, the man behind Your Grammar Sucks, uses to call his fans. JeReMy
Big And Small We all like it because I am short and they are tall. Crazy Lee
The Big Bang Theory I was in science class talking about it. Then it hit me, like how something would hit you, that this was a killer band name. mitch
big calzones calzones are awesome doesnt get much funnier.  sven
BiG DuByA It's pretty self explanatory, don't ya think? But, if I must, it's named after Dubya himself. You know, the President? 'Nuff said. Y-yoming Viper
Big Flozzy Well when my crusty punk band was looking for a name. We where going through the "Big Book of Words". And that was one of our combos. It was going to be Inca Flozzy at first. but we combinde A song we call Big Sex And "Inca Flozzy" and got "Big Floozy" or Inca sex. Come see us play some time. Anarchy Jon
The Big Fore Piece It's our old bands name. We were once called Rancid Skullfuck Andy
Big Furry Pineapple I knew a guy that had a garage band by this name, but they quit. The name justs sounds cool. Joe
The Big R.I.P. This stands for rest in peace, and also the universe is supposed to expand and rip in the future. They call it the big rip. This would be a good name for a metal band. enemy909
Big Red And The Red Cross Since my brother has the nickname "Big Red", and the Red Cross is a big thing in the world, why not name a band Big Red And The Red Cross, as long as Big Red is the lead singer? Makes sense to me. Freedom Rock
Big Red Ford Station Wagon Weird dream I had while I was reading an Auto Trader tabloid. ed swino
Big Sandwich It's from one of my favorite episodes of "Wings," where the gang throws Joe and Helen a surprise enagagement party and drags out this big sandwich. Just struck me as funny. Kristina
Big Scary Laser -=WARNING=- BIG SCARY LASER. DO NOT LOOK INTO IT WITH REMAINING EYE. (Saw this on a funny pictures website) something clever
The Big Shots me and my friends were shooting hoops, and i kept making threes so the started calling me the big shot, and i thought it would make a good band name. Trent
Big Sky Ice I was looking in the phonebook for someone, and came across this name. Maybe a ska or pop group. Junior
Big Tobacco Big Tobacco is such a news peg. It would be great to put a fun spin on it. Chris
Big Woody & the Penetrators Band I used to play in (WAS Dumpster Raven, another cool name!), changed its name when 1 of the 2 founding members quit. Remaining founder came up with this . . . then the paper wouldn't print it . . . radio stations wouldn't announce it . . . couldn't get gigs . . . and the band broke up! Moral: BE CAREFUL WHEN YOUR BAND PICKS A NAME! Dr. Doug
Big-Headed Lincolns It reminds me of those new five-dollar bills -- the ones with Abe's giant head staring at you. JMel-3
Bigger Than a Normal Hat This is from an SNL celebrity jeopardy skit that I thought was really, really funny. Here is part of it: Burt Reynolds (Norm MacDonald): Ha-ha! Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It's funny. Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell): No, it's not! Burt Reynolds: Sure it is. It's funny. It's funny because it's ah, bigger than, a... [clears throat] ...you know, a normal hat. If you donít know the skit though, the name begs the question of what, exactly, is bigger than a normal hat.  mimi
Bigger Than Jesus From John Lennon's famous line about the Beatles being bigger than Jesus. This was the title of Homer Simpson's singing group's album. Lucy
Bigger Than The Beatles Because it would upset more now people than John Lennon's original claim did in 1966. neptunevsmars
Bikini Bottom I love this name, great for those who love Sponge Bob. Dave
Bikini Jones It's from Whose Line is it Anyway, during the game "Foreign Film Dub". The performers were doing the "foreign dub" of a fictional movie. One was called "Bikini Jones" JeReMy
Bile Siphon One night at a party, I put a small hose down my buddies throat and pulled out a bunch of gut juice. We ended up naming our thrash metal band after it. Check out our gut wrenching, hard riff, straight-outta-hell sounds, here on the net bilesiphon.com. Its music so hard it'll feel like you got kicked in the chest by a horse when your done listening to it. Lars Comeau
Bill Gates and the Monopolies I can imagine, in all it's cheesy, synth-pop glory... Bill Gates and the Monopolies.... Coming to a cheap venue near you.... Jigga
Bill Shirkers I named this band after Hoosier huckster Bill Shirk, an alleged escape artist. Shirkers are those who shun responsibility, as some of our politicians are known for doing. indyhick
Billie's Not Dead My friend's cat's name is Bille, and I was at her house with some mates. We thought Billie was dead for a minute. It just has this really cool ring to it. Don't you think??  sofiya
Bills Droppin', Caps Poppin' Great name for a rap group Jake
Billy & the Fat Dog On Before They Were Rock Stars, there's this tape of the lead singer of Train, Pat, when he was still in grammar school. One of his assignments was to make up a pretend commercial for "Mr. Slim's Diet Dog Food". So he has this big stuffed dog, and the guy next to him says, "How's your dog, Billy?" and he answers, "Pretty fat..." and I was thinking about that and I'm like hey... Trainiac
The Billy Idol Support Band One of those names that me and my friend have always said we would call a band if we had one! lol Craig
Billyclub My friends formed a very briefly lived punk/rockabilly band by this name. That was 20+ years ago. Name is fresh for recycling by anyone who can breath new life into that classic genre. Surfer Beto
The Billys I like this as a band name because I was hearing The Beatles in the car. I though they are really good, then I heard some guy who published them. His name is Billy, and I thought a really good name would be The Billys. Stephen
Bim's Band Booms This is a line in Dr Suess' "Fox in Socks" book. I die every time I read it to my kids.  Bill C
Binary Fission Not sure about the proper meaning - but I think it's how particular germs reproduce. Just a cool name for anyone interested. Tilly
Binary Twin Syndrome Science class was all about binary star systems, which got me thinking. There's always a twin who's dominant and one who's recessive. "Syndrome" was the perfect cherry on top. LandOfMerkin
Bingo Nite You know how they have bingo nights at elementary school? Junior
The Bingo Warning sounds cool, imagine the 'ching ching' sound coming , or is it? TV Violence
BioFuel  Andrew
Biomethod It is a mixture between biohazard and method man. I was going to called Biomethod man. But is would sound pathetic. Biz_B04
Bionic Buds It's like saying best friends. And the reason why i came up with it was because, my band members and i are best buds. We were, like Bionic. Besides, Buds, can also mean Weed Buds. Matisse
Bipolar Bear A personal nickname of mine and an interesting play on words Molly
Birdcheese See "Supernova Jackson's Dream People". Geoff R
Birds Chirpping Softly I was outside in my hammock, just chilling and playing my bass, when some birds started chirpping, I was trying to play with them, but they were a lot better. It's just a cool name. Sarah
Birth Of A Mistake It's kind of sad but some of my friends have been called "mistakes" by their parents when they were angry and not aware of what they were saying. I just knew that everyone is born and some are called mistakes. So "Birth Of A Mistake" was what came to my mind. It's actually the name of a song for my band. Evan
Birth Of A Theory I was watching ' Someone like you' staring Ashly Judd I think, ( Trust me I hate chick flicks, but it was the only think on at the moment ) and there was this part when she talks about a theory relating dating guys and cows, then there was a caption above a picture of cows saying ' Birth of A Theory' and BANG it was the name of my band. Q Tip
Bisexual Frog the first time i heard someone was bi i thought what if animals could be bisexual too and it's been rolling in my head ever since. ben
The Bismarck Estate We were talking about WWI in history and Otto Von Bismarck was the German general. That is you threw estate on the end of his name it would sound cool. Jack
Bitch Burfict Both a Pitch Perfect reference, and a perfect description of Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict, who is more known for dirty play than anything good. JeReMy
Bitch School It a Spinal Tap song. It's a funny song in my opinion and I thought it would make a cool band name. The first two albums would be After School Detention and Substitute Teacher! Rock On Way Cool Jr
Bitchcraft My band were thinking up names for our band. We saw something made by Soundcraft and thought that bitch was a much better word than sound. Andy Prentice
Bite Size Yak I was looking through a Zits comic book. When Jeremy's band is coming up with a name, Bite Size Yak is one of their ideas. Nikki
Bite The Silver Bullet I just think it would be really cool if we actually could bite bullets...? Lily Powell
Bitter Gentian A gentian is actually an herb used to promote love and other positive things, and calling it bitter makes people go "Huh?". It also sounds cool lilwiccan
Bitter Pills Read it in a book somewhere, and it sounded realy goth, so I liked it. Stefanie

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