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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

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Entries Beginning with D, Page 15

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"Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Butter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Fitter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call My Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Litter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Hitter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call Ma Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Batter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Sitter)," Eileen Rodgers originally "Don't Call Me Sweetie (Cause I'm Bitter)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Call Me Us," Mabel originally "Don't Call Me Up"
I'm singular, not plural
Corinne Auterlehr
"Don't Wall Me Up," Mabel originally "Don't Call Me Up"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Don't Charge," INXS originally "Don't Change"
Ferragamo
"Won't Change," INXS originally "Don't Change"
Serafina
"Don't Chance," INXS originally "Don't Change"
Karen Smith
"Don't Chafe Me," Shea Fisher originally "Don't Chase Me"
Samantha Wayland
"Don't Phase Me," Shea Fisher originally "Don't Chase Me"
Jessica Childress
"Won't Chase Me," Shea Fisher originally "Don't Chase Me"
Duncan Moore
"Don't Chase Ma," Shea Fisher originally "Don't Chase Me"
Duncan Moore
"Don't Come Hack," Human Nature originally "Don't Come Back"
Arlene Titshaw
"Don't Come Bask," Reckless Kelly originally "Don't Come Back"
Patricia McClure
"Don't Come Sack," Human Nature originally "Don't Come Back"
Arlene Titshaw
"Don't Comb Back," Reckless Kelly originally "Don't Come Back"
Wendy Torrance
"Don't Come Pack," Human Nature originally "Don't Come Back"
Arlene Titshaw
"Won't Come Back," Reckless Kelly originally "Don't Come Back"
Nobody
"Don't Come Jack," Human Nature originally "Don't Come Back"
Arlene Titshaw
"Don't Come Bank," Reckless Kelly originally "Don't Come Back"
Bank somewhere else
Wendy Torrance
"Won't Come Back," Human Nature originally "Don't Come Back"
Arlene Titshaw
"Don't Come Jack," Reckless Kelly originally "Don't Come Back"
Candy Welty
"Don't Come Mack," Human Nature originally "Don't Come Back"
Arlene Titshaw
"Don't Comb Back," Human Nature originally "Don't Come Back"
Arlene Titshaw
"Don't Dry," Seal originally "Don't Cry"
Mia
"Won't Cry," Seal originally "Don't Cry"
Wendy Torrance
"Don't Pry," Seal originally "Don't Cry"
Mia
"Don't Fry," Seal originally "Don't Cry"
Baking or grilling is much healthier.
Mia
"Don't Try For Me Argentina," Madonna originally "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Regina Olsen
"Don't Fry For Me, Argentina," Madonna originally "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Regina Olsen
"Don't Try No More," Bobby Bland originally "Don't Cry No More"
Candy Welty
"Don't Dry No More," Bobby Bland originally "Don't Cry No More"
Candy Welty
"Don't Fry No More," Bobby Bland originally "Don't Cry No More"
Daniel
"Won't Cry No More," Bobby Bland originally "Don't Cry No More"
Candy Welty
"Don't Pry No More," Bobby Bland originally "Don't Cry No More"
Candy Welty
"Don't Fry No Tears," Neil Young originally "Don't Cry No Tears"
baa
"Don't Fry Out Loud," Melissa Manchester originally "Don't Cry Out Loud"
Jamie Burke
"Don't Pry Out Loud," Melissa Manchester originally "Don't Cry Out Loud"
Or otherwise they'll catch you prying!
Stephanie
"Don't Fry That Way," Frank Black originally "Don't Cry That Way"
Josh
"Don't Curve," Heavy D originally "Don't Curse"
Cassandra
"Don't Nurse," Heavy D originally "Don't Curse"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Curse," Heavy D originally "Don't Curse"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Disturb This Groove," The System originally "Don't Disturb This Groove"
Candy Welty
"Won't Do Me," Randy Bell originally "Don't Do Me"
Candy Welty
"Don't Drop By Love," Anita Ward originally "Don't Drop My Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Eat The Yellow Snot," Frank Zappa originally "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow"
EEEEuuugh! :P
Eva Cave
"Don't Eat The Mellow Snow," Frank Zappa originally "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow"
Sutch
"Don't Ever Go To Paris When You're Lovely," Emily West originally "Don't Ever Go To Paris When You're Lonely"
Rose Cathcart
"Won't Ever Go To Paris When You're Lonely," Emily West originally "Don't Ever Go To Paris When You're Lonely"
Rose Cathcart
"Don't Ever Go To Parks When You're Lonely," Emily West originally "Don't Ever Go To Paris When You're Lonely"
Rose Cathcart
"Don't Ever Go Do Paris When You're Lonely," Emily West originally "Don't Ever Go To Paris When You're Lonely"
Rose Cathcart
"Don't Ever Wanna Love Ya," New England originally "Don't Ever Wanna Lose Ya"
Renee Scoggins
"Won't Ever Wanna Lose Ya," New England originally "Don't Ever Wanna Lose Ya"
Renee Scoggins
"Don't Even Wanna Lose Ya," New England originally "Don't Ever Wanna Lose Ya"
Renee Scoggins
"Don't Fall In Love With A Creamer," Kenny Rogers & Kim Carnes originally "Don't Fall In Love With A Dreamer"
Captain Irk
"Don't Near The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Don't Rear The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Don't Gear The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Don't Fear The Leaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Heather Brockwell
"Don't Fear Toe Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Don't Fear The Reader," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
that's right, kids...reading is good for you!
Serafina
"Don't Fear The Reaped," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Don't Fear The Heaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Heather Brockwell
"Don't Sear The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Don't Hear The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Serafina
"Don't Fear Tie Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Don't Fear The Reamer," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Don't Tear The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Candy Welty
"Won't Forget," Demi Lovato originally "Don't Forget"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Forget Me (When I'm Gone)," Glass Tiger originally "Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone)"
Jill Conrad
"Don't Forget Ma (When I'm Gone)," Glass Tiger originally "Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone)"
Jill Conrad
"Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gore)," Glass Tiger originally "Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone)"
Remember me at least by the internet I invented!
Jill Conrad
"Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gene)," Glass Tiger originally "Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone)"
Jill Conrad
"Don't Forget Me When I'm Done," Glass Tiger originally "Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone"
Rachel
"Won't Forget Who You Are," Miles Kane originally "Don't Forget Who You Are"
Jessica Childress
"Don't Jet Around Much Anymore," The Ink Spots originally "Don't Get Around Much Anymore"
Serafina
"Won't Get Around Much Anymore," The Ink Spots originally "Don't Get Around Much Anymore"
Serafina
"Don't Wet Around Much Anymore," The Ink Spots originally "Don't Get Around Much Anymore"
Bladder control problem fixed?
Peter
"Don't Set Me Wrong," The Pretenders originally "Don't Get Me Wrong"
Serafina
"Don't Give In To Tim," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap originally "Don't Give In To Him"
Another possible specification of the antecedent
Serafina
"Don't Give In To Kim," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap originally "Don't Give In To Him"
Now the subject's gender has likely changed
Serafina
"Won't Give In To Him," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap originally "Don't Give In To Him"
Serafina
"Don't Give It To Him," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap originally "Don't Give In To Him"
Serafina
"Don't Give In To Jim," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap originally "Don't Give In To Him"
Specifies the antecedent
Serafina
"Don't Give My Heart A Bream," Paul Carrack originally "Don't Give My Heart A Break"
My heart has no need of fish.
Lucinda Blair
"Don't Give My Heart A Freak," Paul Carrack originally "Don't Give My Heart A Break"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Give My Heart A Break," Paul Carrack originally "Don't Give My Heart A Break"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Give Up," Kate Bush & Peter Gabriel originally "Don't Give Up"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Go," Yaz originally "Don't Go"
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Don't Do," Yaz originally "Don't Go"
Don't do what?
Carlito Syrichta
"Won't Go Home," The Playmates originally "Don't Go Home"
Candy Welty
"Don't Go Fear The Water," Sammy Kershaw originally "Don't Go Near The Water"
Sheena Weston
"Don't Go Near The Wager," Sammy Kershaw originally "Don't Go Near The Water"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Don't Go Hear The Water," Sammy Kershaw originally "Don't Go Near The Water"
Corinne Auterlehr

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