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1950s
Frank Sinatra's, "You Make Me Feel So Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a happy immigrant for all
Original Lyrics:
I'm such a happy individual
Johnny Horton's, "The Battle of New Orleans"
Misheard Lyrics:
On down to Mississippi and the Gulf of Mexico
Original Lyrics:
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
 
1960s
Bob Lind's, "Elusive Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
That glideth past you followed close by heavy breathin'
Original Lyrics:
That glided past you followed close by heavy breathin'
Frank Sinatra's, "Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steamboats in July
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night
Little Peggy March's, "I Will Follow Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll always be my tulip, my tulip, my tulip,
From now until forever, forever, forever.
Original Lyrics:
He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love,
From now until forever, forever, forever.
Petula Clark's, "Round Every Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry Corner
Original Lyrics:
Round every corner
Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw,
Ten thousand Paedos, maybe more.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw,
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
 
1970s
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cha mistrust
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Eagles', "Best of My Love / The Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talkin' whine
Original Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talk and wine
Kiss', "Rock and Roll All Nite "
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all nite with Harding every day!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day!
Paul Revere and the Raiders', "Cherokee Reservation"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the things we made by hand are now a day's made in Japan
Original Lyrics:
And all the beads we made by hand are nowadays made in Japan
Rare Earth's, "Get Ready"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready till Xena comes
Original Lyrics:
Get ready 'cause here I come
Ray Stevens', "Misty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'm walking on a slant
...
I walked my way
And a thousand violins began to play
Oh, at the sound of your hello

Don't you know that I hopelessly am lost

Oh, wow oh
Should I wonder through this wonderland all night
...
My head from my clothes, Lord
I'm misty - to the chin, love
Original Lyrics:
Ah, I'm walking on a cloud
...
Walk my way
And a thousand violins begin to play
Or it might be the sound of your hello
...
Don't you notice how hopelessly I'm lost
...
On my own
Should I wander through this wonderland alone, now

My hat from my glove, Lord
I'm misty and too much in love
Sailor's, "A Glass of Champagne / Glass of Champagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the figure to put out the lights
Original Lyrics:
You've got the figure full of delights
The Hues Corporation's, "Rock the Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's always been a quiet place to harmony
Original Lyrics:
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me
The Three Degrees', "When Will I See You Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
When will our hearts beat together?
Original Lyrics:
When will our hearts be together?
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you're every woman in the brain to me.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you're every woman in the world to me.
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you're every woman in the world Tulie
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you're every woman in the world to me
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was insect in the dark with strangers
Original Lyrics:
I was dancing in the dark with strangers
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was insects in the dark with strangers
Original Lyrics:
I was dancing in the dark with strangers
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join my family, you're my reality
Original Lyrics:
You're my fantasy, you're my reality
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my family, you're my reality
Original Lyrics:
You're my fantasy, you're my reality
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my fantasy, your mind made out of tea.
Original Lyrics:
You're my fantasy, you're my reality.
Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's when I met Julius
Original Lyrics:
And that's when I met you, yeah.
Culture Club's, "Miss Me Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're whispering
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me
Culture Club's, "Move Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo-Goo-Googling
Original Lyrics:
Move, move, move away
John Parr's, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm caught in a lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming alive
 
1990s
Death's, "1000 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel badman come to save us
Original Lyrics:
Age of advanced observeillance
Death's, "1000 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Privacy and into pussy
Original Lyrics:
Privacy and intimacy
Death's, "Sacred Serenity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Serenity is going insane from destruction of time
Original Lyrics:
Serenity is knowing it's safe from destruction of time
Mark Morrison's, "Return Of The Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're onto me!
Original Lyrics:
You lied to me.
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yolanda man!
Original Lyrics:
You lied to me.
Powerman 5000's, "When Worlds Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the end of our day
Original Lyrics:
That's the end of all time
 
2000s
'N Sync's, "Bye Bye Bye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time for meat
or
Now it's time for beef
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time to leave
Cast of "Wicked"'s, "Popular"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll teach you the proper ploys
Original Lyrics:
I'll teach you the proper poise
Courage the Cowardly Dog's, "King Ramses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana gods, banana gods
Original Lyrics:
The man in gauze, the man in gauze
Drowning Pool's, "Bodies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easter bonnets hit the floor
Original Lyrics:
Let the bodies hit the floor
No Doubt's, "Hey Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Hearsay, horsay: "Hey baby, hey baby, hey!"
Hey baby, baby...
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Girls say, boys say: "Hey baby, hey baby, hey!"
Hey baby, baby...
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Kool-Aid Lemon Lime
Original Lyrics:
It's too late to apologize
 
2010s
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I can see it, I can't feeling
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I can see it, I can feel it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear someday I can be it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I can see it, I can feel it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear someday I will be it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I can see it, I can feel it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear someday I will feel it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I can see it, I can feel it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear someday I will feeling
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And true, the vision's hazy
But I can see it, I can feel it
I swear I'll be so high, yeah, yeah
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm flying high, defying gravity
Original Lyrics:
I'm way up high, defying gravity
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull me down
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity
And you won't bring me down
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity
And you won't pull me down
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity
And you won't bring me down
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a message back from me, yeah, yeah
Tell them how I am defying gravity
I'm flying high, defying gravity
Original Lyrics:
Take a message back from me, yeah, yeah
It's time to try defying gravity
I'm way up high, defying gravity
Kerry Ellis', "Defying Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell them how I am defying gravity
I'm flying high, defying gravity
Original Lyrics:
It's time to try defying gravity
I'm way up high, defying gravity
 
misc
Doja Cat's, "Agora Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love it when they Hong Kong on the street
Original Lyrics:
Love it when they honk-honk on the street

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