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1960s
Mary Hopkin's, "Those Were the Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd sit and dance forever and a day.
Original Lyrics:
We'd sing and dance forever and a day.
 
1970s
Andy Gibb's, "Shadow Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me more, drive me across the floor
Shadow dancing,
Officer, love it more
...
Make it shine, make it rain, baby I know my pain
I need that sweet sensation of living in your love
I can't breathe when you're away, you cause me die
Original Lyrics:
Give me more, drag me across the floor
Shadow dancing, all this and nothing more
...
Make it shine, make it rain, baby I know my way
I need that sweet sensation of living in your love
I can't breathe when you're away, it pulls me down
Badfinger's, "Day After Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking out from my living room
Original Lyrics:
Looking out from my lonely room
Hall & Oates', "Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a bee shirt
Original Lyrics:
It's a bitch girl
Joe Simon's, "Drowning in the Sea of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been down more times
Original Lyrics:
I've been down one time
Rare Earth's, "Hey Big Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep them sabotaged
Original Lyrics:
Keep them satisfied
The Three Degrees', "When Will I See You Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I have a supper...
or
Will I have a sucker...
Original Lyrics:
Will I have to suffer...
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Happy New Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is afraid
Original Lyrics:
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Eric Carmen's, "Make Me Lose Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the midsummer dream
Original Lyrics:
In the midsummer heat
Hall & Oates', "Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll cheer you up
Original Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Hall & Oates', "You Make My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make my feelings come true
Original Lyrics:
You make my dreams come true
Madonna 's, "Lucky Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Star light star bright we'll start a scene tonight
Original Lyrics:
Star light star bright first star I see tonight
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no Mustang has a bance and a cliver.
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer.
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no message could have been any glibber.
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer.
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no message could've been Andy Cliver
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no moustache could offend Andy Griffith
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no moustache gonna bend any clipper
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no moustash for the man in the cliva
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no mustache could bend and or quiver
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no mustache could have been and clever
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no mustache could make a man any clever
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no mustache gonna make any difference
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I tuned up with my coat on, my bagel went too cold
Original Lyrics:
As I turned up my collar on, my favorite winter coat
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I turn up my collar bone,
My favourite winter coat.
Original Lyrics:
As I turn up the collar on,
My favourite winter coat.
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I turned up the collar bone, my baby went to court
Original Lyrics:
As I turned up the collar on, my favorite winter coat
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for the man in the middle, I'm asking him to change his legs
Original Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the middle, I'm asking him to change his ways
Original Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to shave his face,
And no mustache can defend any clippers
Original Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to change his ways,
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no mustache could have been any clearer
Original Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirrow,
I'm asking him to change the gays,
And no mustache could've bend any clippers
Original Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
I'm asking him to change his ways,
And no message could have been any clearer
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm talking about the stand and deliver
Original Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and shave your face.
Original Lyrics:
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and make a change.
Quarterflash's, "Harden My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna swallow my fears
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swallow my tears
Rick Springfield's, "Love Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better know somebody
Original Lyrics:
You better love somebody
Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janie gun
Original Lyrics:
Jitterbug
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothing but a hean stand
Ain't nothing but a mean stand
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a tidal wave
Original Lyrics:
I want it that way
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in Adelaide
Original Lyrics:
I want it that way
Blue's Clues', "So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time for someone
But we'll sing just one love song
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time for so long
But we'll sing just one more song
Eternal's, "Good Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got such a putang
Original Lyrics:
We've got such a good thing
Eternal's, "Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand
Original Lyrics:
Stay
Haddaway's, "What is Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genital herpes
Original Lyrics:
Baby don't hurt me
Pearl Jam's, "I Got ID"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I’m not hungry
Original Lyrics:
Where I’m not ugly
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save me, I’m together with your pet
Original Lyrics:
Save me, I’m together with your plan
 
2000s
Daughtry's, "Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running frog
Original Lyrics:
I'm running from
Hall & Oates', "Do It for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'd do it for the news
Original Lyrics:
But I'd do it for you
Kelly Clarkson's, "A Moment Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
For that one special gift
Original Lyrics:
For that one special kiss
 
country
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a schoolyard boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
 
misc
Dua Lipa's, "Levitating"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm meditating
Original Lyrics:
I'm levitating
Eliza Rose and Interplanetary Criminal's, "B.O.T.A (Baddest of Them All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the baddest at the mall
Original Lyrics:
She's the baddest of them all

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