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These are lyrics that we think are kind of insulting.

Here's a couple of the most recent entries...

Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I want you,
I need you,
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
Why They're Insulting:
He tells the woman that not only does he not love her, but "there ain't no way" he ever will. Ouch.
Submitted by: Kathy
Charlene's, "I've Never Been to Me"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life,
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife.
(also) But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding;
It's that man you fought with this morning.
Why They're Insulting:
Charlene complains about her baby and husband as being unpleasant realities of her life, like fleas or vomit.
Submitted by: Kathy

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