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These are lyrics by Bobby Valentino that we think are kind of insulting.

Insulting Song Lyrics, Bobby Valentino

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Bobby Valentino's, "Slow Down"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Slow down, I just wanna get to know you
But don't turn round 'cause that pretty round thing looks good ot me
Slow down, never seen anything so lovely
Now turn round and bless me with your beauty, cutie
Why They're Insulting:
How charming. 'Heya girl, don't turn round - let me see your arse...that's it, *now* you can turn and face me!' If that's meant to be flattering I hate to think what he's like at his most scathing.
Submitted by: Monokini

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