Insulting Song Lyrics, The Beatles
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Go away Leave me alone
Don't bother me
I've got no time for you right now
Don't bother me
Don't come around
Leave me alone
Don't bother me
George is really saying, "I never want to see you again. I only want to be with the woman I love."
Submitted by: Alan of Seville
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon her head,
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead
Because it's a very mean song; the fact that Maxwell sneaks up from behind people and bashes them in the head killing them!
Submitted by: David Pratter
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his head,
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead.
Because it's a very mean song, the fact that Maxwell sneaks up from behind people and bashes them in the head killing them! It's especially serious that in the third verse it happens to be a man who's a judge, rather than a woman named Joan who's into science or a school teacher!
Submitted by: David Pratter
And when I awoke I was alone,
this bird had flown
So, I lit a fire,
Isn't it good,
Norwegian wood
Seems like they're basically saying "Hooray for arson"!
Submitted by: The Deke
Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
Geez, I didn't know John Lennon was that aggressively protective of his girlfriend!
Submitted by: Cat
Let's all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)
They're basically saying "Yo momma so old, that...", you know, one of them "yer mama" jokes, which are just not funny.
Submitted by: The Deke
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