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The Beatles', "Lovely Rita"
The Insulting Lyrics:
The bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a military man
Why They're Insulting:
I'd be quite hurt if someone who was chatting me up said I look like a milatary man
Submitted by: Ella Jones
The Beatles', "Martha My Dear"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Hold your head up you silly girl
Look what you've done
When you find yourself in the thick of it
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you
Silly girl
Take a good look around you
Take a good look you're bound to see
That you and me were meant to be for each other
Silly girl
Why They're Insulting:
Well, they'd be pretty insulting if it was a love song the way it appears to be.. but hey, Martha was Paul's dog. Maybe it's not so bad. Dogs can be pretty thick sometimes.
Submitted by: Jet Seargent
Beatles', "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)"
The Insulting Lyrics:
And when I awoke I was alone,
this bird had flown
So, I lit a fire,
Isn't it good,
Norwegian wood
Why They're Insulting:
They're basically saying "Hooray for arson"!
Submitted by: The Deke
The Beatles', "Run For Your Life"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man
Why They're Insulting:
Geez, I didn't know John Lennon was that aggressively protective of his girlfriend!
Submitted by: Cat
The Beatles', "Run for Your Life"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'd rather see you dead, little girl,
Than to be with another man
Why They're Insulting:
John didn't want Cynthia to be somebody else's gal, and he was right until 1968, when he finally divorced her.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
The Beatles', "We Can Work It Out"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Try to see it my way!
Do I have to keep on talking `til I can't go on?
When I see it your way,
There's the risk of knowing that our love will soon be gone!
Why They're Insulting:
As much as I love The Beatles, I always turn off the radio every time this song begins. 'It's gotta be my way! Your way is no good! My way is best! mine, mine, mine!' Sheesh, Paul. No wonder your first girlfriend (I forget her name) left you. If you wrote this song with me in mind, I'd have left you, too!
Submitted by: Tigirl
Beatles', "Your Mother Should Know"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Let's all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)
Why They're Insulting:
They're basically saying "Yo momma so old, that..."
Submitted by: The Deke

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