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These are lyrics by Cole Porter that we think are kind of insulting.

Insulting Song Lyrics, Cole Porter

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De-Lovely album at
Cole Porter's, "You're The Top (1930's)"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You're cellophane
Why They're Insulting:
He's supposedly telling someone how great he/she is, yet he compares him/her to something as insignificant as plastic wrap!
Submitted by: Joe

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