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These are lyrics by Tuff Darts that we think are kind of insulting.

Insulting Song Lyrics, Tuff Darts

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Tuff Darts', "Your Love Is Like A Nuclear Waste"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'd rather crawl through poison ivy,
Or grab high tension wires,
Cut my legs off at the knees,
or set myself on fire.
Than to have to feel your charms closing in around me,
Or feel your slimy kisses covering my body.
Why They're Insulting:
The entire song is an insult. Sung by a male vocalist, it is assumed he's singing about his ex-girlfriend. I'm surprised this song got released when it did, 1978, during the decade of "Women's Lib". In our current time of "Political Correctness" this song would probably be met by a lot of protest. Still, it's a funny song and not to be taken seriously.
Submitted by: Cautious Lip

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